As You Should Know All Too Well, Cuntrella

Teacher: Does anyone know how to spell that?
(silence)
Student: Looks like it’s time to whip out the dic!
Teacher: Some words should *not* be shortened.

High School Classroom
Rhode Island

Posted on May 1, 2021
Default, Education, Questions, Rhode Island, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Words

Portrait Of the Sound-Effects Guy As a Young Man

Biology teacher: Parvo disease is a disease in mammals that can be fatal; squirrels, cats and dogs can all get it.
Kid, whispering quietly to himself: Ruff! Ruff ruff! Kaboom!

Florida

Posted on April 22, 2021
Animals, Florida, Maladies, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Except That Donatello Would Never Leave You Dangling

Teacher: See, adjectives are boring old turtles.
Students: Uhhh.
Teacher: But participles are like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Marshall High School
Virginia

Overheard by: amused student….

Posted on March 26, 2021
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Pop culture, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Words

So It’s Not a Chain,Then?

Student #1: … And this concludes my presentation on Sudan. Are there any questions?
Student #2: Sudan… Is that where that Hotel Rwanda thing happened?
Professor: No, that would be Rwanda.

International Marketing class, University of Nebraska-Lincoln
Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: Meagan

Posted on March 23, 2021
Class, Nebraska, Students, Stupidity

Like, They Could Be Electronic or Something

Freshman, walking out of library: Geez, these books are heavy! They should make, like, lighter versions of books…

Melbourne University
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Eavesdropper…

Posted on March 19, 2021
Australia, Compare and contrast, Gripes, Sensory experiences, Students, Wishes

Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What's that?
Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Posted on March 18, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

The True Test of Whether You Should Be Wearing Skinny Jeans

Hipster girl: Ugh, I had, like, the worst day yesterday. I was skipping on the quad, and I ripped my skinny jeans.

Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on March 3, 2021
Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gripes, Hipsters, New York, Students

But You’re Our Spanish Teacher

White teacher: Time to yell grades! These are the good ones: Smith, Jameson, De-Jesus…
Asian kid, whispering to friend: Isn’t it supposed to be Degesis?
White kid, to teacher: Did you just say ‘De-Jesus‘?
White teacher: I’m white.

Columbia, New York

Overheard by: Father Seraph