Knowing What That Is Is Like a Rorshach for Nerdity

Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There’s a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?

English Class
Arcadia, California

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on June 9, 2021
California, Default, Games, Lies, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Tweens, Words

Actually…

Psychology instructor: If you look at the castle in The Little Mermaid, you'll see there are some phallic subliminal messages…
Student in the back row: It's a giant penis castle!

Psychology Class, Northwestern University
Illinois

Posted on May 28, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Illinois, Movies, Penis, Students, Teachers

And No Tequila As Underwear

University girl: So tonight — no tequila, and we wear underwear.

Waterloo
Canadia

Overheard by: Regretting the bottle of tequila in my backpack

Posted on May 25, 2021
Advice, Canadia, Clothes, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Sorority types, Students

And Should I Be Buying One Immediately?

Yale polo player #1: What are all those people doing on old campus?
Yale polo player #2: Probably “Soccer for Darfur” or something. I hate fake activism like that.
Yale polo player #3: You mean “S'mores for Darfur,” right?
Yale polo player #1: I keep hearing that word, “Darfur.” What does it even mean?

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: Overheard at Yale

Posted on May 23, 2021
Overheard at Yale, Questions, Sex, Students, Words

Yes, Yes and Yes

Professor: What do you think my fantasy is?
Student: Armpit sex… in a park. No, wait. Menage a trois. All-male in a… ballroom?

Godfrey, Illinois

Posted on May 19, 2021
Illinois, Kink, Questions, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Wishes

But If You’d Like to Come See Me about Fellatio, I’m Wide Open

Student, discussing paper topics: I’d kind of like to do prostitution… Is that too easy?
Professor: Why not? Prostitution is fun! Everybody likes doing prostitution.

Arizona State University
Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Auntie Maim

Posted on May 17, 2021
Arizona, Education, Students, Teachers

When the Veil Lifts, Revealing the Male Mystery

Girl: So, I was here yesterday and there was this, like, gorgeous guy standing in front of me. And then guess what he did? He let one go! Seriously! It wasn’t quiet, either — more like someone ripping carpet off a floor. I wondered if he’d messed himself… Gnarls Barkley again? Don’t they have any other mixed tapes?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/

Posted on May 13, 2021
Burping & farting, Overheard at York, Students

…With My Hand Down My Pants Like This.

English teacher to class: Apostrophes and semicolons really turn me on.
Class: (horrified silence)
English teacher, to self: Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

High School
Wisconsin