Then It Was really Sacrilegious When We Made Out

Teen girl #1: Remember when you were Jesus and I was Satan?
Teen girl #2: Yeah.

Upper Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on June 9, 2015
Evil, Girls, God, Memory lane, New Zealand, Questions, Teens

…Searching for the Mitten He'd Lost

Mom to teenage daughter: Yeah, they swell up big, you shoulda seen it, looked like I had a pussy on my hand.

Courtroom
Houston, Texas

Posted on June 8, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Moms, Teens, Texas, Vagina

Do You Date Much?

Mother: Why are you so exhausted?
Chubby teen, out of breath: There… Was… Dog!
Mom: You ran from a dog?
Chubby teen: I ran… From Cerberus, watchdog of Hades.

Pulaski, Virginia

Posted on June 5, 2015
Animals, Moms, Teens, Virginia, Weirdness

So I Did It on Scat Play

Teen girl: Well, I was gonna do my project on, like, abstinence. But then I figured everyone in our class already isn’t anyway.

High School
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kristin D

Posted on June 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Illinois, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Sexuality, Students, Teens

16 and NOT Pregnant Is Rather a Snoozefest

High school girl: I've gone to second base with a guy, but have done pretty much everything with a girl. Because penises are scary.

Forest of Fear
Tuxedo, New York

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Posted on June 1, 2015
Fears, Foreplay, New York, Penis, Teens

Works for Me

Teen girl #1: So, I was in Health today, and the teacher was telling us about how you can get gonorrhea in your eye by giving someone a blowjob.
Teen girl #2: I think the entire point of that class is to scare you out of having sex.

38X bus
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on December 6, 2014
STDs, Teens, Tennessee

Just Say No to Jesus, Kids

Teen girl #1: He offered it to me in church–I mean, who offers someone marijuana in church?
Teen girl #2: When else could he do it?

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on December 4, 2014
Christianity, Drugs, New York, Questions, Teens

Real Jesus: Hey, I’m Cool

Teen girl #1: If he was Jewish, he’d be so less Christian, and then he’d be hot.
Teen girl #2: Exactly! I mean, I’d bang him if he just said ‘damn’ every now and then.
Teen girl #1: But nooo, he just has to channel Jesus for us every day.

High school party
Virginia

Posted on December 1, 2014
Christianity, Teens, Virginia

The Role Of the Town Crier Has Become Distorted Over the Years

Pubescent boy screaming at elderly passerby: Fuck you! Fuck you! You, right there! Fuck you! (aside) Man, I gotta write an email. (screaming again) Your mother has a dick!

Eastchester, New York

Posted on November 29, 2014
Default, E-mail, Family ties, Guys, Insults, New York, Penis, Teens, Weirdness

Nobody Can Afford to Retire Anymore

13-year-old boy to parents: Shit, this place smells like old people and debauchery.
Mom: Now let's not judge the whores, Tommy.

Sahara Casino
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: djglucose

Posted on November 28, 2014
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms, Nevada, Sex, Teens, Women

Teens