Or, If I Were a Lot Taller, a Golf Bag.

Guy: If I had a vagina I'd have all kinds of stuff up there. (pause) I'd use it as a shower caddy.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on December 30, 2021
Guys, New Jersey, Vagina, Wishes

I Now Regret Having Deforested It

Girl to friend: My pussy's like a rain forest–dark, moist and full of mystery.

The Earl
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 13, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Girls, Vagina, Weather

So There Goes That Idea for Our Diorama

Dude: There’s no way my mom’s vagina could be the Suez Canal.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: JP

Posted on November 27, 2021
Guys, Louisiana, Vagina

It's on My Google Calendar!

Girl #1: Ew! Are you gonna ask her tonight? You gonna ask her?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Why she has a huge fucking bush!
Girl #2: Oh, for sure!

McGill University
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on November 10, 2021
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Insults, Questions, Vagina

Ummm… No

Chubby goth girl (gasping): Oh, shit! (spills her coffee)
Skinny punk chick: Did you burn yourself?
Chubby goth girl: No, but I bet my snatch smells like chocolate now.
Skinny punk chick: That's sexy.

Starbucks
Lakeport, California

Posted on September 21, 2021
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Goths, Punks, Sexuality, Vagina

It Really Doesn't Age Well

Guy to another: Don't shake my hand, dude, it's still got pussy on it!

Men's Bathroom
Bar, Alabama

Overheard by: So glad I don't live here anymore

Posted on September 20, 2021
Alabama, Guys, Hands, Restroom, Vagina

I Hate When They Do It While You're Driving, and You Can't See the Road

Frustrated gamer playing The Legend of Zelda: Did you see that? She's such a slut! Her vagina was just totally up in link's face. And he's like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?

University of Massachusetts

Overheard by: the girl in the corner cramming for finals