Middle-aged man: So, how is your husband?
Middle-aged woman: He left me three years ago.
Man: Oh. (awkward/embarrassed laugh) I'm sorry to hear that.
Woman: It's okay, I bought myself a kayak.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Middle-aged man: So, how is your husband?
Middle-aged woman: He left me three years ago.
Man: Oh. (awkward/embarrassed laugh) I'm sorry to hear that.
Woman: It's okay, I bought myself a kayak.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Random guy at party: I can't believe I almost peed on that girl's face.
Fredericksburg, Virginia
College student: Where do babies come from?
Professor: Well, one of mine came from a test tube, one came from China, and two of them came from a crazy woman. Any more questions?
UMW
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Guy #1, walking down sidewalk: I really have to poo.
Guy #2, walking down sidewalk: Speaking of poo, I could use some poontang.
Random girl walking the other way: Oh my goodness!
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Alexa
Girl: If you loved me, you wouldn't pressure me to do that!
Boy: Honey, I promise it isn't that weird!
University of Virginia
Overheard by: beth
Woman: Olivia likes beans.
Older woman: Who likes beans?
Woman: Olivia.
Older woman: What about 'er?
Woman: She likes beans.
Older woman: Who likes beans?
Woman (exasperated): Olivia!
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: I also like beans
Earnest college girl: I'm gonna be naked–with a lot of clothes on.
Williamsburg, Virginia
Overheard by: I don't think that word means what you think it means
Girl to guy: I hate my life so much because of you.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: James
Frat boy: You know we measured his dick and it was like seven inches flaccid.
University of Virginia
College girl #1: I mean, they send people to those turn-straight camps, maybe they have a turn-gay camp.
College girl #2: Oh, let's go google it!
Virginia
Overheard by: Sasha
