Without All Those People Cluttering Up the Landscape

Dude: Cool, you were in Asia… How was it?
Chick: The tsunami was the best thing for Thailand, everything was so clean and pretty afterwards.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Sean_G

Posted on July 19, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Chicks, Default, Geography, Guys, Memory lane, Weather

Well You Do Have a Cozy-Looking Mustache…

Texan hottie: Holy hell, its freezing. My lips are numb.
Nerdy guy: Want me to warm them up with mine?
Texan hottie: Ha, you wish.
Nerdy guy: Well… yeah, kinda.
Texan hottie: Oh.

Washington, DC

Posted on July 18, 2015
Chicks, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Mouth, Washington, DC, Weather, Wishes

That’s What Bothers You about Living in Texas?

Astronomy teacher, about weather inhibiting lunar eclipse viewing: Well, NASA’s here, so Houston’s still cool.
Student #1: Yeah, but not cool enough to have an H&M…
Student #2: Yeah, I know!
Student #1: This really bothers me…

High school
Houston, Texas

Posted on July 10, 2015
Default, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students, Teachers, Texas, Weather

…And Did the Kangaroo See His Shadow or Not?

Teen boy: What month is it now? Like… spring or something, right?
Teen girl: Nah, I think it's still winter. Cause it's August.
Teen boy: Really? I swear winter ended, like, two weeks ago, ay.
Teen girl: Oh… maybe…
Teen boy: Yeah. So what is it now? Spring? Or autumn? Or winter?

Australia

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Time Management, Weather

Might Have to Move to Seattle

Girl, shading eyes from sun: I did not consent to this brightness.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 17, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, San Francisco, Weather, Weirdness

So Hopefully He's a Good Swimmer

Woman #1 (reading a newspaper): Ohmigod, half of Bangladesh is under water!
Woman #2: So what? It's happened before.
Woman #1: But I think someone lives there!

Umea
Sweden

Posted on June 8, 2015
Default, Geography, Stupidity, Sweden, Weather, Women

Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds Weren't Always the Lovebirds They Appeared

Girl: Dang, it's raining!
Boy: Do you have an umbrella?
Girl: Yeah. I hate umbrellas.
Boy, surprisingly vehemently: Suck it up!

Syracuse University
Syracuse, New York

Posted on June 7, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Weather

In the Meantime All of Our Popsicles Taste Like Mr. Waggles

Prof: So, how's everything at home?
Italian cafe worker: My dog died.
Prof: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Was he old?
Italian cafe worker: Yes. But I can't bury him. The ground is frozen. There's snow.
Prof: You could have him cremated.
Italian cafe worker: I have him in my freezer. I had to clear it out, my freezer. All the food is out. I'm going to keep him there 'til mud season when I can bury him in the backyard.
Prof: Oh.

Landmark College
Putney, Vermont

Posted on December 1, 2014
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Employees, Foreigners, Teachers, Vermont, Weather, Weirdness

It’s Like the Inside of a Man’s Mind in There

Sexy girl: My roommate keeps the room temp at, like, tropical. It gets so hot in there it gets hazy! It’s a good thing she doesn’t care about nudity, because the only way I survive in that room is to walk around naked.

High Point, North Carolina

Posted on November 6, 2014
Chicks, North Carolina, Weather

Apparently I’ve Never Experienced 115 Degree Heat

Freshman girl: It’s so much better when it’s cold than it is when it’s warm — all you can do when it’s 115 degrees out is sit around and air out your vagina flaps!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: broyhaha

Posted on September 17, 2014
Overheard at Cornell, Students, Vagina, Weather

Weather