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Ditzy cute girl: Look at the clouds! They're blue!
Friend, deadpan: You mean the sky.
Ditzy cute girl: Yeah! Ohmigod, kittensssss!

Jakarta
Indonesia

Overheard by: I only want my coffee

Posted on November 30, 2010
Asia, Asians, Friends, Girls, Sensory experiences, Stupidity, Weather

So I Just Drew a Bunch Of Unicorns on the Test Paper and Handed It In

Girl on cell: They had Greenland and Iceland on the test. (pause) Yeah, apparently they're two different things. (pause) I dunno, Greenland is the cold one, or something. (pause) Yeah, I think it was unfair, too.

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ginger

Posted on October 4, 2010
Education, Geography, Girls, Massachusetts, On the phone, Stupidity, Weather, Weirdness

They Get All Our Leftover Weather, Anyway

Old lady: Are you able to check the weather in Toronto?
Young guy: No, the internet can't reach that far.
Old lady: Oh.

Windsor
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on September 11, 2010
Canadia, Guys, Internet, Old folks, Questions, Weather, Weirdness, Women

So Let a Toothless Smile Be Your Umbrella

20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: God, I hate this weather!
Young black passenger: Man, I love this weather! The rain is good.
20-something Puerto Rican female passenger: I want sunshine!
Young black passenger: No, man, the rain is great… It's perfect meth weather.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Mia Coleman

Posted on June 14, 2010
Black people, Bus, Drugs, Feelings, Gripes, Latinas, Washington, Weather, Wishes

…According to This Hallmark Card.

Woman #1: Look at that rainbow outside!! It's huge!
Woman #2: I know! It's like when you see a black dick for the first time.

Turlock, California

Posted on June 3, 2010
California, Compare and contrast, Penis, Race, Weather, Women

I'm Pretty Sure Dead Cow Is My Spirit-Animal

Coworker #1: Our courageous leader tells me our people have fallen on hard times and though the metaphorical rain may fall, our perseverance will prevail, and triumph will soon be ours.
Coworker #2: Weird, dude. Hey, wanna order Jimmy John's with me?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325426427/is-all-that-really-necessary.html

Overheard by: coworker #3

Posted on December 17, 2009
Coworkers, Food, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Religion, Weather

Depression's Always in Style in Virginia

Studious student: You know she would tell her students that she's far too sick to make it out to campus, and then curl up in a ball on her couch with a cup of tea so she can watch the rain fall and weep.

Virginia Commonwealth University

Posted on November 29, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Education, Feelings, Food, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Students, Virginia, Weather

That Was the Good News. The Bad News Was, I'd Swallowed It.

Girl to friend: And then, all of a sudden, everything became totally clear. It was like the clouds parted and I just knew. I knew where my purse was.

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on November 25, 2009
Compare and contrast, Fashion, Friends, Girls, Missouri, Stupidity, Weather

Whoo Hoo, I Just Used All My Words Of the Day!

Girl on cell: It's going to fucking rain in circa one hour.

University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: grad student

Posted on September 14, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Insults, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Weather, Words

I'll Trade You for Two Gonorrheas and a Scabies.

Girl, walking barefoot under the rain: Oh, the joys of Richmond. We are so gonna get hepatitis.
Bag lady: No! Don't do that, but if you do… give me some!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: singing in the rain

Posted on August 30, 2009
Bag ladies, Girls, Maladies, Offers and requests, Virginia, Weather, Weirdness