This Must Be How Men Feel About Vaginas

Short, round, drunk girl with British accent: I have to pee! I just hate walking by all these apartments knowing they all have working toilets!

Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 2, 2011
Drunks, Girls, Gripes, New York, Pee, Weirdness

What's with Moms and Chuck Norris?

Weird kid: Your momma's so fat that… Chuck Norris. I win.

St. Joseph High School
Michigan

Posted on July 1, 2011
About celebrities, Family ties, Kids, Michigan, Weirdness

Unlike Most Of the San Antonio Spurs

Girl: And I was all “his mom is a slut” I mean, she sleeps with everyone.
Boy: Don't talk about my mom that way.
Girl: Why not? I mean, she's my mom, too.
Boy: No, she's not.
Girl: Well, you never know! You weren't there!

San Antonio, Texas

Posted on June 29, 2011
Family ties, Girls, Guys, Insults, Texas, Weirdness

Or to Have Palin As Our Number Two

Boyfriend to girlfriend: It is my sole wish not to have to go number two tonight.

Obama Rally
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 25, 2011
Couples, Illinois, Poop, Weirdness, Wishes

If Men Won't Be Men, Then Women Will

Emo boy to mother in women's clothing store: I'm more feminine than anyone in here!

Coffs Harbour
Australia

Posted on June 21, 2011
Australia, Bragging, Guys, Sexuality, Weirdness

It Said It Needed a Witness for the Lawsuit

Girl to friend going back into lecture hall: But it's just a pen, Kelly!
Friend: I just wanna see where it fell!

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on June 10, 2011
Advice, Canadia, Friends, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Why 4-Year-Olds Shouldn't Have Real Cell Phones

Four-year-old boy using hand like pretend cell phone: Hello, police? We're at Target. You know the way? My babysitter's being real weird, can you come get her?

Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania