If Only Breastfeeding Porn Were a Mass Market Item

Nerd #1: What you really must decide is where your evil alter ego came from. Was it a sudden event that caused it to emerge? Or was it always lurking waiting for the right moment?
Nerd #2, nodding in agreement: Yes, yes. So true.

Skagit, Washington

Posted on May 25, 2011
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Philosophy, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

Why I Stopped Watching Law & Order: SVU

Mother to son: Don't you talk to me that way! I'll put my finger anywhere I want to!

Turtle Back Zoo
West Orange, New Jersey

Overheard by: lickety-split

Posted on May 25, 2011
Body parts, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Weirdness

It's Called “Sex,” Alyssa.

Girl on cell: What did you do to my widgets last night?

Rhodes University
South Africa

Posted on May 21, 2011
Africa, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

That's Your Answer to Everything

Man #1, after hurricane: I'm trying to decide if I should hook up my freezer to the generator or wait a while longer.
Man #2: Well, squeeze your meat, and see if it's hard.

Houston, Texas

Posted on May 20, 2011
Advice, Food, Guys, Texas, Weirdness

Why Do You Think They Called It “The Battle Of the Bulge”?

Old man to another, over lunch: And once one of the Germans got constipated, none of us could shit for weeks!

Valparaiso, Indiana

Posted on May 16, 2011
Gossip, Indiana, Old folks, Poop, Weirdness

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