Like Canadian Jumping Beans

Guest lecturer: My pants are animate, socks are inanimate.
Linguistics professor: Did you just say your pants are animate?
Guest lecturer: Yes, if it's near your genitals it's animate.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Breanne

Posted on November 13, 2014
Balls, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Questions, Teachers, Vagina, Weirdness

You’re Gonna Love the Priesthood

Bespectacled, be-hatted, be-flanneled guy to friend: It’s like Seattle without the heroin, New York without the coke. All bets are off. People are drunk 24/7.

Channing and Ellsworth
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Kaitlen, who wishes she knew where they were talking about

Posted on November 12, 2014
California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Guys, Weirdness

The Wrong Way to Spice Up Your Marriage

Guy: So Stacy comes in and finds me screaming in the shower.
Friend: Wow!
Guy: Yeah, there are some places you should just never touch after cutting Habanero peppers.

Men's Room
Garrison, New York

Overheard by: mark

Posted on November 12, 2014
Bathing, Default, Food, Guys, New York, Restroom, Weirdness

Strong Enough for a Man; Yummy Enough for Little Bobby

Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I’ll eat your armpits!

Newton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amy

Posted on November 12, 2014
Body parts, Kids, Massachusetts, Music, Questions, Singing, Threats, Weirdness

At That Point My Crush Was Ova

Girl to friend: So, there was this cute guy, and I was standing behind him, and he just started laying eggs!

Government Center
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: meems

Posted on November 11, 2014
Animals, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness

Since My Lime Green Mumu Failed to Get Their Attention

Flea market lady: I don’t see the big deal about sanitation these days.
Older flea market lady: I know. The other day at work I dropped a cookie on the floor, then picked it up and ate it. You know, just to see what people would do.

Flea Market
Burley Park, Michigan

Overheard by: Amanda

Posted on November 11, 2014
Cleanliness, Food, Friends, Grumpies, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Stores, Weirdness, Women

I Told Him There'd Be Repercussions If He Put Another Cheerio Up His Nose

Guy on bus: If I ever write a book, it'll be about how to kill my brother in the most painful way possible.
Girl on bus: But he's two.
Guy on bus: I don't care.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech