Did You Shave It?

Girl #1 : I found a bearded dragon in my brothers closet last night!
Girl #2 : A real dragon?
Girl #1 : No, a lizard.
Girl #2 : Oh.

Secondary School
Nanaimo District
Canadia.

Posted on June 2, 2011
Animals, Canadia, Girls, Questions, Weirdness

…Of American Debt

Professor: China's a sausage fest.

Murray State University
Kentucky

Posted on May 29, 2011
Food, Geography, Kentucky, Teachers, Weirdness

She's Like, “Eh, I'll Make More”

Girl: I've heard that woman over there is giving away some of her kids.

Campinas
Brazil

Posted on May 28, 2011
Brazil, Family ties, Girls, Parenting, Weirdness

Like When Jim Carrey Became Jamie Kennedy

Nerd #1: What you really must decide is where your evil alter ego came from. Was it a sudden event that caused it to emerge? Or was it always lurking waiting for the right moment?
Nerd #2, nodding in agreement: Yes, yes. So true.

Skagit, Washington

Posted on May 25, 2011
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Philosophy, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

Why I Stopped Watching Law & Order: SVU

Mother to son: Don't you talk to me that way! I'll put my finger anywhere I want to!

Turtle Back Zoo
West Orange, New Jersey

Overheard by: lickety-split

Posted on May 25, 2011
Body parts, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Weirdness

It's Called “Sex,” Alyssa.

Girl on cell: What did you do to my widgets last night?

Rhodes University
South Africa

Posted on May 21, 2011
Africa, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

That's Your Answer to Everything

Man #1, after hurricane: I'm trying to decide if I should hook up my freezer to the generator or wait a while longer.
Man #2: Well, squeeze your meat, and see if it's hard.

Houston, Texas

Posted on May 20, 2011
Advice, Food, Guys, Texas, Weirdness

Why Do You Think They Called It “The Battle Of the Bulge”?

Old man to another, over lunch: And once one of the Germans got constipated, none of us could shit for weeks!

Valparaiso, Indiana

Posted on May 16, 2011
Gossip, Indiana, Old folks, Poop, Weirdness

I'm Tempted to Remove My Diaper

Guy at party #1: Hey, hold on, did that baby get naked?
Guy at party #2: Yeah, man, it's hot in here.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech

Posted on May 11, 2011
Canadia, Guys, Offspring, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

I'll Barely Have Time to Throw a Fuck Into You

Guy holding another in headlock and punching him in the face, shouting across road to immensely fat girlfriend: Charl! Get that fucking taxi! We gotta get home or the babysitter'll want extra pay.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on May 11, 2011
Advice, England, Guys, Money, Weirdness

Weirdness