The BP Oil Spill? Really?

Teen girl: But let's face it: if you walk in to a porn shop handcuffed, people are going to assume that you had something to do with it.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on September 15, 2010
Kink, Oregon, Teens, Weirdness

They Get All Our Leftover Weather, Anyway

Old lady: Are you able to check the weather in Toronto?
Young guy: No, the internet can't reach that far.
Old lady: Oh.

Windsor
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on September 11, 2010
Canadia, Guys, Internet, Old folks, Questions, Weather, Weirdness, Women

…In 3…2…1…

Girl: There will be a beautiful rainbow of racial harmony coming out of my vagina.

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on September 6, 2010
Colorado, Girls, Race, Vagina, Weirdness

Yet I Continue to Wear Pleated Khakis

Goth girl: So, basically, I broke the law in four countries…

Dundee
Scotland

Overheard by: goldfishgirl

Posted on September 3, 2010
Crimes, Girls, Goths, Scotland, Weirdness

One Of the Perils Of Being Raised on AIM

Young guy on cell: Man, I don't know nobody by they real names, yo.

Framingham, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Shifty

Posted on August 31, 2010
Guys, Massachusetts, Names, On the phone, Weirdness

And I'll Happily Let You Ride Me in the Water

Man on cell in grocery store: As long as you don't call me “flipper,” that's okay.

Gresham, Oregon

Posted on August 30, 2010
Guys, Names, On the phone, Oregon, Stores, Weirdness

Also a Major Problem at Chimpanzee Schools

Teacher to girl picking lint off her boobs: Pay attention, please.
Girl: I can't! I'm cleaning!

Potomac, Maryland

Posted on August 30, 2010
Cleanliness, Education, Girls, Maryland, Teachers, Weirdness

…Let Us Pray

20-something nasty-looking girl in pub, scratching furiously down trousers: Jesus, my clunge itches!

Leamington Spa
England

Posted on August 28, 2010
Bars & Clubs, England, Feelings, Girls, Vagina, Weirdness

Dude, I Still Haven't Forgiven You for the Tijuana Debacle

Man describing play: You've never seen anything better then two sock puppets diddling each other.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 26, 2010
Compare and contrast, Guys, Illinois, Sex, Weirdness

I'm Afraid Beer Had Me

Hobo, surrounded by EMTs and police: Hocus pocus!
Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Hobo: Hocus pocus!
Officer: Have you had anything yummy, like beer?

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: nathans

Posted on August 25, 2010
Cops, Drinking & drunks, Hobos, Questions, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Weirdness

Dude, I Still Haven't Forgiven You for the Tijuana Debacle