Now Line Up!

Professor: Someone is going to take their pee and throw it at you. Yes. It is going to happen.

Parkside, Wisconsin

Posted on May 3, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Pee, Teachers, Weirdness, Wisconsin

AIDS Is Too Political

Guy on cell: So I'm just sticking with gonorrhea…that way, no one will ask any questions.

Haight Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Adriana

Posted on May 3, 2009
Default, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Sex, STDs, Weirdness

Or Why We Have Matching Engagement Rings

Male tour guide: So, this building is wh…
Sorostitute: Oh my god! Mike! (hugs tour guide)
Male tour guide: Hi…how are you?
Sorostitute: I'm great, but I gotta run, call me!
Mom in tour: I thought you said your name was Josh!
Male tour guide: It is…I don't know who that was.

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on April 30, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types, Weirdness

In My Day, Substance Abuse Was a prerequisite for the Advanced Writing Seminar

Professor: Isn't Jim just a perplexing guy? I read his stories and I'm just like, “what's wrong with him?” Jim, you're just stoned all the time, aren't you? Are you stoned right now?
Jim: No!
Professor: But were you stoned earlier today?
Jim: Yes. But only because I was hungover!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on April 29, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Drugs, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

“Gingivitis” Is Nothing You Want to Hear from Your Dentist

Woman to friend: And then he said the “g” word, which I never thought he'd say…

Footpath
Australia

Overheard by: Genophobia?

Posted on April 29, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Weirdness, Women, Words

We're All One Drunken Car Crash Away from Crutches, Honey

Girl: It's hard to listen to his lectures, but he has crutches so he's fun to look at.

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Posted on April 27, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

What? Two Bugs Are Having a Race.

Very large man, staring down at his junk in front of urinal: Come on now, baby, you can do it, come on…

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Dan

Posted on April 25, 2009
Default, Euphemisms, Guys, Offers and requests, Restroom, Texas, Weirdness

It's Been Too Long Since I've Played Magic: The Gathering

Young female hill staffer #1: Right there in the friggin' book stacks…
Young female hill staffer #2: You were friggin' in the book stacks?
Young female hill staffer #1: Damn girl, I was watching, not doing.
Young female hill staffer #2: Wasted opportunity, if you ask me. I'd have joined in, or embarrassed the hell out of them till they let me in.

Capitol Hill South Metro Station
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Yoda