Stay Far Away from the Octomom, Dear Reader

Girl to friend: Then she sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his baby inside her. Talk about mixed messages.

Fred's Diner
Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Adam

Posted on April 10, 2009
Default, E-mail, Family ties, Girls, Ohio, Restaurants, Weirdness

I Mean, That's the Logical Route.

Guy to friend: No, dude. You wouldn't be able to kill a robot. You would have to befriend it and then, when it's not expecting it, rip its brain out.
Friend: I tried that too.

Westwood, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
Advice, Body parts, California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Guys, Weirdness

The Olsen Twins' Popularity? Really?

Guy: It'll make more sense once you figure it out.

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Posted on April 7, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Oklahoma, Weirdness, Words

Yada Yada Yada, See You at 5 A.M. Saturday

Professor: I know, I know. Worst exam period ever. You don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. I'm not sure how we got that one…maybe the dean has a daughter and I was drinking and I said something. I don't know.

Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on April 7, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Family ties, Teachers, Weirdness

Well I Got Into the Sorority, Didn't I?

Girl to another standing outside business office: So did you smack her titties?

College Building
Wisconsin

Posted on April 6, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Nipples, Questions, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Even Tree Surgery

Lawyer to another: So if you're ever having surgery on a limb, make sure they mark it with a marker.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Default, Guys, Weirdness

We Really Need Internet Access for This Sort Of Thing

Girl on subway to friend: It'd be weird to have sex with a girl.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't know where everything goes.
Girl: Nothing would fit. (pause) This is probably not a subway conversation.

Toronto
Canadia