Margaret Manheim Could Never Catch a Break

Professor: All right. I'm going to start giving the papers back in reverse alphabetical order from last time.
Whispering girl: Damn it! I hate my life.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on December 3, 2016
Class, Default, Education, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

I Draw the Line at the Elephant Man, Though

Guy #1: Wow, you like them big.
Guy #2: No, I can do fingers. As long as it's a Chernobyl mate with, like, fifteen of them.

England

Overheard by: Noel

Posted on November 28, 2016
Body parts, Character, England, Guys, Weirdness

Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! Is Exactly Like That

Really hot girl: Dude, it’s like the Care Bears came and puked on my face!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 21, 2016
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, TV shows, Weirdness

Speed Bumps

Bar-hopping frat boy: She was begging me for a cab, not to put it in her poop chute.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/old-town-new-men.html

Overheard by: clinton

Posted on November 9, 2016
Backdoor, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Frat boy types, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Weirdness

We Haven't Made Any, Um, Headway.

Hot chick: I'm speaking with naked guy about his celibacy.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on October 22, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Michigan, Sex, Weirdness

Regardless, I'll Never Look at Spaghetti and Meatballs the Same Way Again

Guy #1: I can seriously never eat Cup noodles again.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: Because yesterday I was taking a dump and I felt it come out but I never heard it hit the water, so I looked down and it's dangling by a noodle!
Guy #2: Is that even possible?

California