Any Excuse to Put Fruit on Your Bottom

Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on March 6, 2016
Default, Food, Maryland, On the phone, Roleplay, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Knowledge Is Murder, Patty

Girl to friend: You know a little too much. Just like your abortion thing the other day!
Friend: What?

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 5, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

Divine Intervention?

20-something girl to friend: Why are there needles in my bible?

Orlando, Florida

Posted on March 1, 2016
Christianity, Florida, Friends, Girls, Questions, Weirdness

You Just Can't Get Good Sign-Fetish Porn Domestically

Short brunette teen girl: Haha.
Tall blonde teen girl: What?
Short brunette teen girl: I have clearly been watching too much porn cause I can actually read that sign in Spanish.

Missisauga
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: was the sign advertising a strip club?

Posted on February 23, 2016
Canadia, Default, Language barrier, Porn, Teens, Weirdness

And I've Been Looking to Trade Up

Skanky 20-something girl: So the crack dealer who beat me up in the third grade keeps asking me for my number.

Alterra Coffee
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on February 17, 2016
Default, Drugs, Girls, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Bottom Line: We're Having Six More Weeks of Winter

Girl to friends trying to eat lunch: And then all of a sudden his penis started groundhoging!
Friends: (blank stare)

Franklin Dining Hall, UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Cate

Posted on February 16, 2016
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

I Was All, “But I'm Texting You!”

Young college girl #1: How was your date last night?
Young college girl #2: Okay. I don't think I'm going out with him again, though.
Young college girl #1: Why?
Young college girl #2: He was weird. He asked me to quit texting while we were having dinner.
Young college girl #1: Rude!

Starbuck's
Fayetteville, Arkansas

Posted on February 13, 2016
Arkansas, Bars & Clubs, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, Texting, Weirdness

I'm Sure I Could Learn to Vacuum in Pearls

20-something girl, to friend: So I was reading in my magazine the other day that only 60% of American women work outside the home. I mean, that is really sad. Why can't I be part of the other 40%?

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on February 12, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Wisconsin

When a Couple's Goals Conflict

Flamboyant gay guy #1, whispering discretely: I'm going to do you so hard when we get home.
Flamboyant gay guy #2, not whispering: I'm going to shit in your mouth.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: MB

Posted on February 11, 2016
Australia, Backdoor, Kink, Mouth, Poop, Queers, Sexuality, Weirdness

…Henceforth You Shall Be Dubbed “Boring Betty”

Professor, to newbie class: So…let's start with everyone telling me a secret about themselves so I can try and remember your names. You (pointing to student) start.
Student, tentatively: Ummm…I eat cold spaghetti in the morning?
Professor: Ewww! Fantastic.

University of Zurich
Switzerland

Overheard by: Stephanie

Posted on February 11, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Europe, Food, Names, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Weirdness