Whiteys

Rich white chick: Fuck, yeah, I’d be a car ho for some sweet cash.

Christchurch, Canterbury
New Zealand

White girl on cell: But we couldn’t tell if he’s a pirate…

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

Southern lady: I’m getting this for my daughter. She lost everything when the roaches took over the trailer.

Call on a home shopping channel

White guy with dreadlocks: I don't even know how many penises and swastikas are drawn on him. It's ridiculous! (walks by a parked pickup truck, reaches in the window, and honks the horn) Horn works!
Owner of the truck: What the hell?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Felicity

Middle aged drunk white lady, seriously: Dude, where's my car?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363293196/its-just-so-sad.html

Overheard by: unicorn lover

White guy: How do you pronounce your name? Is it “Ty”?
Asian guy: No, it's “Tee,” as in “teabagging.”
White guy: Oh. (pause) Wait! What?
Asian guy: Sorry, maybe I should have said “sweet tea.”

Atlanta, Georgia

Man handing out pamphlets to white women: You two don't look like you're racist!

Kenmore Square
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: anonymous

White cube farmer to another: Chicks don't like dudes with umbrellas. They like wild and crazy guys who aren't afraid of getting their hair wet.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/305658355/actually-this-is-true.html

Overheard by: alexis

Hispanic girlfriend: Why the hell do you get Cesar Chavez Day off of work? Do you even know who Cesar Chavez is?
White boyfriend: Didn't he drive the snakes out of Mexico?

Orange County, California

Overheard by: Hispanic girlfriend

Hispanic guy to large white guy: Maybe we can catch the rest of What Not to Wear, man!

Austin, Texas