Skinny white kid: Who doesn’t love black chicks with fat asses?
Political Theory class, University of Southern California
Los Angeles, California
Skinny white kid: Who doesn’t love black chicks with fat asses?
Political Theory class, University of Southern California
Los Angeles, California
White basketball coach at end of middle school game: Wait… Wait! Don’t let any black people leave. I need to take their picture!
Ohio
Overheard by: A rare sighting
Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.
Wal-Mart
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Jeff
White girl to white guy: Oh, I get it. So a baller pops his collar.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Emmitt
White geek girl: I swear, if it's the goddamn Macarena, I'm gonna cap a bitch!
Highlands Ranch, Colorado
Black girl, holding up picture she drew of black Jesus: My hero is Jesus Christ.
White kid: Jesus isn't black.
Black girl: Yes, he is!
White kid: No, he's white!
Uncomfortable teacher: Now, now, let's just say Jesus is all colors!
Art Class, Middle School
Maryland
White father: There’s Burger King, Subway, Taco Bell.
Six-year-old son: [no response].
White father: There’s sushi.
Six-year-old son: Aw shizzle!
Food Court, King of Prussia Mall
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Carrie
Black girl on one side: We look like an Oreo!
White girl in middle (jokingly): Oh, is that a race thing?
Black girl on the other side: Yes.
Outside Harvard Medical School
Cambridge, Massachusetts
White girl: I wish I had an Obama t-shirt to wear tonight. (pause) Although I’m sure if I brought a black friend it’d be just the same.
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Overheard by: lb
