Wisconsin

Bearded college guy: Yeah, I would have had a much better chance if my last name was, like, “Visigoth,” but I couldn’t, like, lie to her about it at that point, you know?

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Elizabeth

Student: So, the only way they won't kick me out of college is if I was diagnosed with a mental problem. Do you think I can pull off bipolar?

University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire

Guy: So I got there, and they were out of the green ones, so I had to get two of the green ones to get one of the green ones!

Nikki's Cafe
Beloit, Wisconsin

Boyfriend: Wait! Imagine… zip-lines for cats.
Girlfriend: Yes!

Stevens Point, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Hannah

Preschooler left alone in stroller, singing, to 20-something girl walking by: Cha, cha, cha…you're charming!
20-something, on cell: I think I just got hit on by a four-year-old! No, it was actually better than most of the lines I've heard.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Animated professor: And without the socialist revolution, to paraphrase Jar Jar Binks, “People gonna die!”

University of Wisconsin-Madison

Gay Blockbuster employee: I hear the New England Patriots are going to make it to the Super Bowl this year.
Customer: Yeah, I hope. They're my favorite team.
Gay Blockbuster employee: Wait, New England… Are other countries allowed to play in the Super Bowl?

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Boy to girl: Do you think a zebra feels like a horse?
Girl to boy, after brief pause: I don't think they really feel like they are horses, I think they know they are different.

Zoo
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Dude #1: Is that him? I can’t tell from here.
Dude #2: That’s him. I can tell because he looks like a walrus.

Beloit, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Coo-coo-ca-choo

Girl #1: I’m not a vest person.
Girl #2: You don’t think I look good in this vest?
Girl #1: No, you look good, but I just don’t get them. I mean, it’s my arms that are cold!
Girl #2: Whatever. I’m over arms.

Madison, Wisconsin