Flamboyant guy to another: There are just some things you can't laminate.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kate
Flamboyant guy to another: There are just some things you can't laminate.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kate
Frat guy to group of freshmen girls: I swear, you're like the ninth person who's said I look creepy tonight.
University of Puget Sound
Tacoma, Washington
Male professor: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Female professor: Yes!
Male professor: That is neat.
Oaxaca
Mexico
Overheard by: entiendo
Dude: Man, that guy is your exact twin! He's like your doppleberry or something!
Inaugural Concert
Washington, DC
Overheard by: DingleGanger
Dude on streetcar: Anybody on the bus got a newspaper?
Friend: Dude, this is a streetcar.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Glad this town has transit options
Girl: I hate being single.
Friend: You're not single, you're just alone.
Eastern Arizona College
Overheard by: Lura
Nervous fourth grader giving oral report: Joan of Arc, the pheasant, was caught in a blender.
Elementary School
Duluth, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nic
Aspenite to friend trying on jacket: I like white on you.
Friend: This is ivory.
Aspen, Colorado
Overheard by: GGary
Student: It's not physical, but it's ineffable.
Professor: What does it mean? To eff something?
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-dont-know-but-ill-bet-its-physical.html
Overheard by: Ian
English professor: Make that language your bitch.
Ursinus College
Pennsylvania
