QED, Girlfriend

Young woman #1: How much time do I waste studying that I could be working out?
Young woman #2: I'd rather be skinny than smart.

Logan Airport
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on June 14, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Health & Hygiene, Jobs & Careers, Massachusetts, Women

All Children Left Behind Will Be Used As Slaves

Flight attendant, during speech: There is also an overhead call button, that if you misuse, will eject you from the aircraft.

Flight go Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Hikari

Posted on May 4, 2009
Airports & flights, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Public transportation, Weirdness

Like Babies Do

Writer: That guy is so small he could get a job as a stunt midget.
Illustrator: Is that a real profession? I would have thought they did their own stunts.

Greenville Airport
Texas

Overheard by: Mike

Posted on April 25, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Texas

And Playing with Myself a Little

Pilot, during severely delayed flight: This is your pilot speaking, no word from air traffic control, but I just wanted to let you know…that I'm thinking of all of you.

Runway
Miami International Airport, Florida

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on April 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Weirdness, Words

You Tell a Story Just Like Your Dad

Girl #1 to girl #2: Did you see the way he grabbed me like that? I was like, “you need to not grab me like that”

International Airport
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: glad he didn't grab ME like that

Posted on February 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Default, Girls, Missouri, Questions, Stupidity, Words

It's Not You, It's Us

Southwest Airlines employee: Mr Jones*, only one minute to be at the gate B5. We looove you, but we have to goooo!

Airport
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Jake Conner

Posted on February 3, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Feelings, Florida, Public transportation

And Be Sure to Return Your Babies to the Full Upright Position Before Landing

Airplane pilot: And just for sanitary reasons, please change your babies diapers in the bathroom, not on the pullout table in front of you, because people might stare.

Airport
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: nicole

Posted on January 22, 2009
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Pilots, Public transportation

The Economy Hits The Airlines Hard

Captain, over intercom, after lights go out: You are getting veeeery sleeeeeepy… You do not want peaaanuts… You do not want soooodaaa… You just want to sleeeep until we laaaaand.

Southwest Airlines Flight over California

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Guys, Pilots, Weirdness

There Are Only a Flautas Fairy and an Empanada Elf!

Concerned middle aged woman: But there is no such thing as a burrito fairy!

Flight over Maryland

Posted on January 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Maryland, Weirdness, Women

Tonight's Movie: Merde on the WestJet Express

Flight attendant: So I'm gonna let the lady in the box [the recording] take it away in French, then I'll finish up in English, because we like to save the best for last!
Entire plane: Oooooooooooooh!
Lady at the back (in French): We're still in Quebec, you know!

WestJet Flight
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on December 30, 2008
Airports & flights, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Geography, Insults, Language barrier, Public transportation, Women

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