The Next Stupid State Referendum

Loudspeaker in airport: Please don't leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn't allowed in the airport?

Airport
Oakland, California

Overheard by: Kristina

Posted on November 29, 2022
Airports & flights, California, Crazies, Public transportation, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women, Words

We're Storing It Next to Jean-Luc Cousteau's Cheese Wheel

PA: Paging arriving passenger Juan Sanchez from Mexico City. Please return to gate B4 to retrieve your piñata.

Airport
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on September 10, 2022
Airports & flights, Latinos, North Carolina, Public transportation, Weirdness

Unfortunately My Trail Of Breadcrumbs Is Hard to See in the Snow

Pilot over PA, after taxiing to the gate for ten minutes: Let me know if you guys see something that looks like an airport.

Denver International Airport
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: they're not kidding about being the country's biggest airport

Posted on July 4, 2022
Airports & flights, Colorado, Default, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation

Now Kindly Fasten Your Seat Belts in Case the Doors Fly Off

Stewardess: Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. The first two planes we tried didn't work, so this is the third one and we made it here okay…so, so far, so good!

Airport Runway
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico

Posted on March 20, 2022
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, North America, Public transportation, Time Management, Weirdness

No Wonder It's Spreading So Fast

Teen #1 coming out of arrival gate to friend: So, when do we start coughing, sneezing and squealing to freak people out?
Teen #2: Dude, people with the swine flu don't squeal!
Teen #1: Then why the hell do they call it that?
Teen #2, jokingly: Because you have to fuck a pig to get it?
Teen #1, seriously: Well, that makes sense!

Logan Airport
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on March 20, 2022
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Guys, Massachusetts, Names, Questions, Sex, Teens

Which, Incidentally, Is Also the Title Of My Autobiography.

British girl: That being said, I don't worry about hiccups much, but I do worry about life a lot.

United Flight
Yerevan
Armenia

Posted on March 3, 2022
Airports & flights, Feelings, Foreigners, Health & Hygiene, Maladies

…and Rent All the Cool Cars

Little girl: (talking over airport announcement)
Father: Quiet for a second!
Girl: (continues talking until announcement is over)
Father: Great. What if he was saying “Run! Zombies!”? We'll be sitting here like idiots while the zombies come…

O'Hare Airport
Chicago, Illinois