Animals

What the Fuck Is Going on in Leamington Spa??

20-something drunk girl, pointing at traffic lights, to friends: Shhhh! We have to be quiet! This is where the dwarf lives!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on July 8, 2015
Animals, Drunks, England, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

…Um, I've Heard.

Man: All cocaine really does is make you want more of it.
Woman: Not necessarily. If that were true, what's to stop people from snorting dog shit?
Man: That rule doesn't apply to dog shit. If you snort dog shit, you will definitely never, ever, want to snort it again.

Oakland, California

Posted on July 7, 2015
Animals, California, Drugs, Guys, Poop, Weirdness

You Don't Have a Dog, Sir.

Old man: I'll have two scoops of chocolate raspberry truffle in a waffle cone, and a baby cone for my dog. He's the one who made us stop here.

Brusters Ice Cream
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Caylin

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Food, Georgia, Old folks, Stores, Weirdness

Stupid SPCA

20-something to another: If you want to sacrifice a horse, do it in your backyard.

Metro State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado

Posted on July 5, 2015
Advice, Animals, Colorado, Guys, Murder

The New Party Game That's Sweeping Pennsylvania!

Girl to friend: Which would you rather die first, the dog or your dad?

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 5, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions

Canadian Ice Cream Is Not for the Faint of Heart

Guy: So yeah, our ice cream is good. It’s not made out of cat.

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 4, 2015
Animals, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Food, Guys, Pride

To Be Fair, His Vision Has Never Been Better!

Girl, looking at friend's aquarium: Why is there a carrot?! Is that what you've been feeding your snail?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on July 4, 2015
Animals, Food, Girls, New Jersey, Questions

If You Make Us Sleep in Wood-shavings Again

Guy to girlfriend: Next break I'm going to hug you like a retard squeezing a hamster!

Burnaby
Canadia

Overheard by: Doesn't Like Hamsters Anyway

Posted on July 3, 2015
Animals, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Couples, Stupidity, Violence

Horses: Are You Putting on Weight?

Chick: … And that’s why I’m scared of horses! They’re so mean!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Taylor Boatright

Posted on June 30, 2015
Animals, Chicks, Virginia

Why Girl Engineers Don’t Invite Boy Engineers to Their Slumber Parties

Engineer #1: We’re playing my little ponies?!
Engineer #2: Oh, god.
Engineer #1: Dude, we’re gonna fucking kill them! [Laughs maniacally].

Northwestern University
Evanston, Illinois

Posted on June 28, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Coworkers, Illinois, Murder, Questions, Weirdness