Woman to her dog, as other dogs bark at them: They’re crazy.
http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/08/yep-theyre-crazy-ones.html
Woman to her dog, as other dogs bark at them: They’re crazy.
http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/08/yep-theyre-crazy-ones.html
Guy #1: So yeah, you can get in the water with them but you can’t touch the manatees unless they swim up to you.
Guy #2: Sort of like a strip club.
Bar
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Matt
Dude #1: So, we should do some sort of a school prank.
Dude #2: Wouldn’t it be cool if we poisoned all the acorns on campus and had all the squirrels eat them and die? Imagine — dead squirrels everywhere.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
20-something drunk girl, pointing at traffic lights, to friends: Shhhh! We have to be quiet! This is where the dwarf lives!
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Man: All cocaine really does is make you want more of it.
Woman: Not necessarily. If that were true, what's to stop people from snorting dog shit?
Man: That rule doesn't apply to dog shit. If you snort dog shit, you will definitely never, ever, want to snort it again.
Oakland, California
Girl to friend: Which would you rather die first, the dog or your dad?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
