Australia

Schoolboy #1: I hear there's this law in America where if you're a guy you can marry your brother.
Schoolboy #2: That's wrong.
Schoolboy #1: Even if you're a dude!

Adelaide
Australia

Teacher: So, what do you think about this?
Student: I don’t think.

Reddam House
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: anny

Teen girl #1: Do you think they have those other elephants here? You know, the old hairy ones?
Teen girl #2: Mammoths? No, I don't think they do. Aren't they extinct?
Teen girl #1: No, I'm pretty sure they have them at the Werribee zoo. Well, they were on that cartoon, with all the ice.

Zoo
Australia

Overheard by: Brydee

Guy #1: Well, they do say life’s short, gotta make the most of it.
Guy #2: I am pretty positive life is the longest thing I am ever going to do. And I am not going into that strip club, okay?

Sydney
Australia

Geek girl to another: We need to find someone who’s had a lot of sex.

University of Sydney
Australia

Kid stopping to look at object on the ground: Look, glass!
Father: That's a lolly.
Kid: No, it's glass!
Father: It isn't glass, it's a lolly.
(kid picks up object and puts it in his mouth)
Kid: No, it's glass.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Never found out what it was.

Woman #1: He's 41 and a millionaire, what's wrong with him?
Woman #2: He lives with his mother.

Geelong
Australia

Overheard by: laughing

Dude: I want to give you a baby.
Chick: I don’t want a baby, I just want rent.

Bayswater
Australia

30-something druggie girl: I know my dad's looking down at me, helping me and shit. That's how I got my handbag back.
30-something druggie guy: Yeah? For fuckin serious?
30-something druggie girl: Yeah! I feel like he's telling me shit sometimes. Sometimes I reckon he wants me to stop taking the pills and the smack, but then I'm like, “Nah, that's just the drugs talking.”

Train
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: XPIOTOS

Teenage boy to girlfriend: You have the advantage, because you can use your boobs to carry things.

Charlestown Square
Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Callie