Since My First Name Is “Whatta”

Blonde chick to guy friend: Oh my god, so last night the bouncer made me pull out like three pieces of ID because he didn't believe my last name is “Pansy.”

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on March 18, 2009
Canadia, Default, Girls, God, Names, Offers and requests

She's Old-Fashioned That Way

Male hipster to another: So, I was jerking off into this vagina…

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: DagnyTaggart

Posted on March 17, 2009
Canadia, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Masturbation, Memory lane, Vagina, Weirdness

Professor Monica Lewinsky Knows Whereof She Speaks

Professor: So, when you walk out of here in four years with a BJ under your belt, you'll be more experienced and know the basics.

Journalism Class
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on March 16, 2009
BJs, Canadia, Class, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Teachers

And It Wasn't Easy Being Green

Trophy wife, very sincerely: I think that in a past life…I was Ralph Nader.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: lauren mcgoldrick

Posted on March 15, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Names, Politics, Women

I've Barely Clotted from the Last Time

Socially awkward math professor: And now I will attempt to get the same solution using method #2, and if I don't get the same answer, I'm just going to go slit my wrists. (writes on the board for a few minutes, gets a different answer) Well, shit.

University of New Brunswick
New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: yeah, multivariable calculus does that to me, to

Posted on March 10, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Gripes, Teachers, Words

At Least Now You Know Enough to Keep the Jewelry

Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: JDowntown

Posted on March 4, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Teens

Until He Discovered Super Princess Peach

Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: I call Princess Peach!
Amused female employee #1: Be gayer, dude.
Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: That was it. I don't think I can get any gayer.
Amused female employee #2: Yeah, he just plateaued.

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on March 1, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Gays, Girls, Pop culture, Sexuality

So Sad That It Has to Come Back Down

Drunk girl, pointing to apartment across the street: Look! The elevator goes up and down! It's so cool!
Sober girl: Yeah…they tend to do that.
Drunk girl: Shut up! (pause) But this one lights up! Oh, look! There it goes again!

London
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The D.D. for the night