Chick #1 watching Terminator II: The bad guy in this is so hot…
Chick #2: Totally. In, like, a blond, blue-eyed, Nazi S-and-M porn kind of way.
Chick #1: So hot…
Chick #2’s boyfriend: What the fuck is wrong with you two?!
Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Devout chick: Oh my god, I know! I never wear bras on Sundays!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: katrina
College girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foundation? I wonder what I would wish for if I was given the chance.
College girl #2: My wish would be for someone to make a cake in the shape of my body… with my face on it… And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
College girl #1: Oooh, that’s a good wish.
London
England
Girl: I bet he would.
Friend: No, he wouldn’t.
Girl: I’ll call him now. [Dials] Hey, honey. Quick question: if I had a tattoo of a dick on the inside of my thigh about half an inch away from my pussy, would you lick it? [Pause] No. I said ‘if’… Well, no, I’m not saying it’s totally out of the question… Fine. We’ll talk about it when I get home. [To friend] See? I told you he would!
Bus stop
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Dana
Girl in stall #1: So, how did last night go?
Girl in stall #2: It was alright, I guess…
Girl in stall #1: What happened?
Girl in stall #2: He had hands like a fucking gorilla. He mangled my vagina.
Girl in stall #1: … Oh my god.
Pensacola, Florida
Overheard by: That sounds awful…
White girl to Hispanic chick: I swear, in 5th grade you were, like, white.
Hispanic chick: White, like, acted white? Or white like white skin?
White girl: Like, white. Weren't you ever white?
Panera Bread
Fairlawn, New Jersey
Overheard by: Siberia
Girl at brunch: Are your parents from… anywhere?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/they-are-as-matter-of-fact.html
Overheard by: tim
Hyper girl: Hey, I’m just really happy that I could identify Joe Pesci’s forehead!
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Mevans
Chick: I got, like, suspended three times in five days.
Coworker: I only got suspended once, but that was just ’cause I cut this bitch with a razor.
Chick, to customer: Thank you, sir.
McDonald’s
Dunwoody, Georgia
Overheard by: blur
Dude: You have a sister, right?
Chick: Yeah.
Dude: Is she hot?
Chick: She’s 12 and shaped like a rectangle.
Dude: That doesn’t answer my question.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Overheard by: Julia
