All Communications Majors Believe Perception Is Reality

Sorority girl #1: I may as well go around and sleep with all the people everyone thinks I'm sleeping with…
Sorority girl #2: I would *so* not judge you for that.

Bryant University
Smithfield, Rhode Island

Posted on September 2, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gossip, Rhode Island, Sex, Words

He Feels Guilty When He Calls Things Hot Trannies Messes

Fashionista student: So is he like, Christian gay from project runway?
Oblivious teacher: No, he's like Jewish gay.

American University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: I'm Jewish

Posted on September 1, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Religion, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Washington, DC

But Fantastic That You're Keeping That Cultural Reference Alive

History professor, lecturing on the early 1900s: I mean, the problem of being the only person with a telephone is, well, who you gonna call?
Class, as one: Ghostbusters!
History professor: You kids scare me.

CU
Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: They know their history, alright

Posted on September 1, 2022
Class, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Default, Education, Feelings, Questions, Students, Teachers, TV shows

Blood Feud– Gotcha

Birthday girl: Not to be mean, but I'm kind of glad Jeff* can't come to my birthday party. Now I can invite Kelly*.
Friend: Why couldn't you before? Not enough seats?
Birthday girl (long pause): No. Because Jeff's brother got her sister pregnant.
Friend: Oh, yeah.

University of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, Indiana

Overheard by: iz

Posted on August 29, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Indiana, Questions

But I Like to Imagine They're Like Little Pinatas

Girl studying with her friend: I love how you never learn about what's inside a boob.
Friend: Yeah, that's a shame.

Library
Arizona College

Overheard by: lura

Posted on August 27, 2022
Arizona, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Default, Education, Friends, Girls

…As My Grandma Knitted on a Little Pillow.

Girl: First, string cheese. Then masturbation!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on August 26, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Masturbation, New Jersey, Time Management

But Is It Worth Having to See The Bucket List?

Dude: If you don't come along, I'll have your first-born child sodomized. By a moose.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on August 24, 2022
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, New York, Threats

…If That's the Word I Want

Guy #1: That is awesome! Awesome!
Guy #2: Yeah, it would be cool, until you got ectoplasm everywhere.

Concordia University
River Forest, Illinois

Overheard by: That would be messy.

Posted on August 22, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Guys, Illinois, Weirdness, Words

Ah, Refried Love

20-something girl on phone: Wait, he gave you a bite of his burrito and you're questioning his feelings for you? (pause) Girl, he practically proposed right there!

University of Missouri

Overheard by: Black Bean

Posted on August 21, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Missouri, Questions, Relationships

One With a Minimum-Wage Support Staff

Student to college secretary: Have any peppermints?
Receptionist: As in candy?
Student: Yeah. Peppermints.
Receptionist: Um, no?
Student: What kind of a dumb-ass school doesn't have peppermints?!?

University for Women
Mississippi

Overheard by: Megan S.

Posted on August 20, 2022
Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Insults, Mississippi, Questions, Students, Women

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