I Mean, That's the Logical Route.

Guy to friend: No, dude. You wouldn't be able to kill a robot. You would have to befriend it and then, when it's not expecting it, rip its brain out.
Friend: I tried that too.

Westwood, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
Advice, Body parts, California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Guys, Weirdness

“Cake Box” May Be the Best Speaker Label We've Had on This Site

American guy carrying cake box: And the 911 operator just hears “you fucking whore!” and the line goes dead. Seven hours later, the cops show up.
Incredulous Asian girl: And they were all dead?
American guy: Oh yeah, all of 'em were dead. That's why you're much better off being middle class in this country, health-wise.

London
England

Overheard by: Jai

Posted on April 4, 2009
Asians, Death & dying, Default, England, Girls, Guys, Insults, Questions

Whatever Happened to a Good Old-Fashioned Accidental Pregnancy?

Rich girl: After 25 you might as well just die. If I'm not married by the time I'm 25, I'm having a boob job, a nose job and a face lift.

Leeds
England

Posted on April 3, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Death & dying, Default, England, Girls

Totally Struck, but Only Partially Killed

Girl #1, hearing lightning beep: What was that?
Girl #2: It's totally the sound that goes off when you're about to be killed by lightning.
Girl #1: Oh my god, I would totally laugh about that, except for my friend totally got struck by lightning this summer.

Fort Collins, Colorado State University

Overheard by: J-Rock

Posted on April 1, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Questions, Weirdness

You're Really Cute, Wendy, but You're a Fucking Sociopath

Girl #1: So last week, I went to find my cat…and I found her dead on the side of the porch.
Girl #2: (unphased)
Girl #1: And then, I went into the backyard to feed my dog…and I found him dead on the side of the house!
Girl #2: (starts laughing uncontrollably)

Escondido
San Diego, Calfornia

Overheard by: see-are-uh

Posted on March 30, 2009
Animals, California, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Weirdness

And Not Knowing When Is the Most Fun Of All

Completely calm girl: We're all gonna die.
Happy girl, laughing: It's true!

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 21, 2009
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Happiness, Oregon, Weirdness

Never Stopped Tupac from Making Money

Teen girl #1: Are you going to see that movie about Kurt Cobain? The actor that plays him is supposed to be good!
Teen girl #2: Why would they make a movie about him if someone else was playing him? Can't they just wait until he dies and then make one?
Teen girl #1: He is dead.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on February 14, 2009
About celebrities, California, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Movies, Questions, Teens

That, My Friends, Is How Christianity Works

Ranting professor: Say you're on a date, and your waiter places a bag of saltine crackers in front of you.
(students are puzzled)
Ranting professor: So, you're happy to have these crackers. But your date says to you: “Don't you see the filet mignon or the lobster?” But you can't see them! So you eat the crackers, and then you die. Then I go to your funeral.

Moorpark College
Moorpark, California

Overheard by: Amanduh