Guy waiting in line for a ride: … And then I got a hip transplant… from a baboon…
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Overheard by: Kimberly Disney
Guy waiting in line for a ride: … And then I got a hip transplant… from a baboon…
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Overheard by: Kimberly Disney
Old man: I sell rope to the government.
Shrewsbury
England
Overheard by: Matt
20-something guy on cell: And it would have a sign that says, “welcome, groundhogs.”
Provo, Utah
Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.
Drew University
Madison, New Jersey
Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sean Mc
Tram driver to very black coworker: Have you been on vacation again? You've got a great tan going on!
Gothenburg
Sweden
Overheard by: Dan Sebastian
Two-year-old: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy…
Mother, trying to talk to her friend: What?!
Two-year-old, thrusting pizza at her: Blow me!
Mom’s friend: Well, that’s one for the baby book.
Pizza Hut
Maryland
Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that's the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!
The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida
Woman: Shhhh, people are sleeping. Not everybody wants to hear about Mormon underpants.
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
