20-something girl to boyfriend: You're such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Corey
20-something girl to boyfriend: You're such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Corey
Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/
Overheard by: Ian
Ancient greek professor explaining the use of infinitives: When you use an infinitive, there's a difference between saying "to walk pleases me" and "sally pleases me". -awkward silence-.
University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY
Overheard by: Interesting word choice there
Husband: Can I have one of my pills?
Wife: Didn’t you just take two a little bit ago?
Husband: Just the two you told me I took.
Frankenmuth, Michigan
Freshman, before 8 am final: My internal alarm clock was like, “Dude, I didn't fucking go off!”
Burlington, Vermont
Cute girl to friend: But I don't want a booty call! (pause) But the message of the notebook made me realize how important they are.
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Overheard by: Anna
Sorority girl: It only took me one year and forty hookups to find a boyfriend, but I'm definitely not a slut!
Athens, Georgia
Overheard by: Jessica
Girl #1, sifting through shirts on table: Oh my god, these v-necks are so freaking cute.
Girl #2: Yeah…if this one didn't have sharks on it. If there's one thing I hate is sharks. Who puts sharks on shirts nowadays, anyway?
Urban Outfitters
San Francisco, California
Guy: Fuck my dead uncle!
Girl: You're not even wearing headphones!
Boston, Massachusetts
