Voice over loudspeaker: Attention members. Will Arthur Sarksian come to the front desk? We found your Speedos.
24 Hour Fitness
Glendale, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Voice over loudspeaker: Attention members. Will Arthur Sarksian come to the front desk? We found your Speedos.
24 Hour Fitness
Glendale, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Professor: The Government was spending money like a drunken sailor in a Tijuana whorehouse.
Macroeconomics Class
University of California
Overheard by: Econometrically Bored
Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…
Train Leaving Brighton
England
Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point
Calculus teacher: Yeah, so Leibniz notation is obviously named after some guy…
UCLA, California
"I just don't like having open signs. I feel like it's really welcoming the wrong crowd."
Optometrist's office in Happy Valley, OR
Overheard by: Rebecca
Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!
Georgetown
Washington, DC
Student selling pink ribbon bracelets: Professor, would you like to buy some bracelets? They're for a good cause.
Professor: Sure, I'll take five. One for each appendage.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Linguistics professor, after girl asks question: Well, the short answer would be ‘Yes,’ and by ‘yes’ I mean ‘no.’
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
Overheard by:
Guy: It's not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He's like a rat!
Starbucks
Hollywood, California
Six-year-old boy with mohawk, singing: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Waiting Room
New Jersey
Overheard by: Punk music isn't what it used to be
