Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!
Georgetown
Washington, DC
Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!
Georgetown
Washington, DC
Student selling pink ribbon bracelets: Professor, would you like to buy some bracelets? They're for a good cause.
Professor: Sure, I'll take five. One for each appendage.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Linguistics professor, after girl asks question: Well, the short answer would be ‘Yes,’ and by ‘yes’ I mean ‘no.’
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/
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Guy: It's not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He's like a rat!
Starbucks
Hollywood, California
Six-year-old boy with mohawk, singing: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Waiting Room
New Jersey
Overheard by: Punk music isn't what it used to be
20-something girl to boyfriend: You're such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Corey
Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/
Overheard by: Ian
Ancient greek professor explaining the use of infinitives: When you use an infinitive, there's a difference between saying "to walk pleases me" and "sally pleases me". -awkward silence-.
University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY
Overheard by: Interesting word choice there
Husband: Can I have one of my pills?
Wife: Didn’t you just take two a little bit ago?
Husband: Just the two you told me I took.
Frankenmuth, Michigan
