NewsFlash: “Your Mom” Replaces “That's What She Said” As Laziest Insult

Girl: I think the live-action of GTO is so much better.
Guy: I think the live action of your mom is so much better.

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 26, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, TV shows

Why Lightbulb-Shaped Buttplugs Exist.

Punk girl: A lamp?
Punk guy: While it was still on.
Punk girl: Didn't that like…burn the colon?
Punk guy: Apparently it wasn't on at first. Someone decided to plug it in as a joke.
Punk girl, giggling: Oh my god…what happened with that?
Punk guy: I don't know–all I know is that it involved the hospital.

California

Posted on October 21, 2019
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Punks, Questions, Weirdness

Who Will Punch Me in the Ovaries Regardless.

Drunk punk girl #1: Oh my god! Is that a raccoon? I think it's staring at me!
Drunk punk girl #2: That's a fuckin shirt, you retard.
Drunk punk girl #1: Well, if it bites me, I'm punching you in the ovaries!
Drunk punk girl #2, muttering: I need new friends.

Outside Bar
Niagara Falls, New York

Posted on October 20, 2019
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Drunks, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Punks, Threats, Violence

One Hates to Be Greedy

Guy, whilst walking arm in arm with date, boastfully: Yeah, I've done my fair share of stalking.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on October 18, 2019
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Or the Consequences Will Be Dire.

Four-year-old girl, pointing stern finger at drawing of a pink unicorn: I command you to dance!

Bakersfield, California

Overheard by: Mella

Posted on October 18, 2019
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Rapists Hate Being Raped

Drunk girl, holding balloon that says "#30" on it, staggering out of pub, turning to mid #30s unshaven guy in horrible flowery shirt: Where's stu the rapist then?
Crime against the eyes shirt guy: He's not out tonight.
Drunk girl: Aw… Shame, I like him. He's not been the same since going to court has he?

Leamington Spa, England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on October 17, 2019
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Ooo–Indian Burrrnnn!

Drunk girl screaming: No one here cares about any of the issues. None of you are from here. That just makes me sick, none of you are fucking from here.
Bus driver over PA: Sweetie, unless your name is Pocahontas, you're not from here either.

NJ Transit Bus