Female student #1, whispering: I got my nipples pierced.
Female student #2: All 17 nipples?
Illinois
Overheard by: Tyler
Female student #1, whispering: I got my nipples pierced.
Female student #2: All 17 nipples?
Illinois
Overheard by: Tyler
Guy: I saw some midgets wrestling last night. I felt really bad. Why would they do that?
Point Park University
Pittsburgh, PA
Overheard by: ZB
Nerdy teen #1: So you just sort of put your hands down her pants and rub up behind her.
Nerdy teen #2 (nodding): Yeah. I know what you mean.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: iloveholidays
Guy in casino to girl: That was the first wedding I've been to where I had my nipples tweaked by two different women and pashed the groom twice.
Flinders Street, Melbourne, Australia
Girl stopped at a gas station refueling: Get out of my trunk now! People are going to think that I kidnapped you!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: A Concerned Friend
Voice over loudspeaker: Attention members. Will Arthur Sarksian come to the front desk? We found your Speedos.
24 Hour Fitness
Glendale, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Professor: The Government was spending money like a drunken sailor in a Tijuana whorehouse.
Macroeconomics Class
University of California
Overheard by: Econometrically Bored
Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…
Train Leaving Brighton
England
Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point
Calculus teacher: Yeah, so Leibniz notation is obviously named after some guy…
UCLA, California
"I just don't like having open signs. I feel like it's really welcoming the wrong crowd."
Optometrist's office in Happy Valley, OR
Overheard by: Rebecca
