…With My Face Pasted on the Panther.

Chick #1: I met him when I was taking my picture in to be framed.
Chick #2: Was it a naked photo of you?
Chick #1: It was a naked lady on a panther.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on April 12, 2018
Animals, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

…In the Complete Absence of Underwear

Young college girl to group of boys and girls: We're already sluts cause we pants each other.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/no_its_what_you_do_when_the_pa.html

Overheard by: that's not the only reason

Posted on April 9, 2018
Default, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students

Grande Penis

Teenage girl: That's why I got a coffee this morning, because my mouth tasted like penis.

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Cassie and Chloe

Posted on April 7, 2018
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Mouth, New Zealand, Penis, Teens

That, and World Peace

Guy (joyous): I want to stay in college forever!
Girl (ecstatic): I want to put in a new tampon!

www.overheardatyale.com

Posted on April 6, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Overheard at Yale, Stupidity, Wishes

As Long As You Diligently Come to Office Hours

Teacher: Listen, I guarantee that by the time you graduate, each one of you will have a form of herpes.

New York City, New York

Posted on April 4, 2018
Default, Education, Maladies, New York, Teachers, Weirdness

That's What Wretching Means, Right?

Guy with limp: I went up to a teacher and was like, “are you sexually aroused by my limp?”
Friend: What did she say?
Guy with limp: He didn't say anything, but I knew he was.

Kingston High School
Kingston, New York

Posted on March 29, 2018
Default, Education, Friends, Guys, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality

And Where's the Bear with the Picnic Basket?

Girl to boyfriend (referring to Old Faithful): Do they turn it off at night?

Yellowstone National Park

Posted on March 28, 2018
Default, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography, Wyoming

Plus It Was a Vibrating Train Seat, Not a Person.

Guy on phone: Nah, nah, it's not cheating! I didn't ejaculate, so it's not cheating!

King's Cross
Australia

Overheard by: highly amused

Posted on March 27, 2018
Australia, Default, Guys, Infidelity, Orgasm, Weirdness

In an Abstruse Theological Way That Requires Nothing of Us

Mid-30s casual man to woman: Obama is our modern-day political Jesus Christ. He will save us.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: babybug

Posted on March 25, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Jesus, Politics, San Francisco, Weirdness

Now Go and Sin No More

Professor: Foreskin! Foreskin! That's right, I'm talking about the head of a penis!

University of Victoria

Posted on March 24, 2018
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