Director, yelling to actor onstage: Getting consistency out of you like is trying to pin a wet noodle on a wildcat's ass!
Central Pennsylvania
Director, yelling to actor onstage: Getting consistency out of you like is trying to pin a wet noodle on a wildcat's ass!
Central Pennsylvania
Guy holding up green shirt: It's never too early to start thinking about what you're going to throw up on next St. Patrick's day.
Gap Outlet
Alexandria, Virginia
Impossibly cheerful Australian: I'd like two scoops of coffee coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz, please!
Alarmed counter guy: Uh, do you need it?
Ben & Jerry's
Berkeley, California
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Guy in pub to friends: It feels really wrong to be writing a text message to a minister of a church while on the toilet. I've just found this out.
York
England
Overheard by: Raptor
Black girl to another black girl wearing Obama t-shirt: Girl, what is that on your shirt? Mmmm, Obama is looking all fine up on your chest.
UNC
Greensboro, North Carolina
Small boy, looking out of train window: Look mummy! Look! All the fields are fucked!
Suddenly flustered posh mother: Caleb! The word is “flooded.” Flooded!
Train through the Shires
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Professor at anatomy lecture to student touching her own throat: Ivanova, what are you gonna be touching when I'm lecturing on the sex organs?
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Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister!
Saint Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Margie
Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What?
Univeristy of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
