Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that's the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would've made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh–don't worry. You'll be the first to know.
Running Track
Loganville, Georgia
Guy #1: I'm not fully gay, only a little bit gay.
Guy #2: So the frat guys interviewed me and at the end they asked me who I would rather fuck, Mario or Luigi.
Guy #3: I'd pick Luigi.
Guy #2: Yeah! I said I want Luigi because he's tall and slim.
Guy #1 to girl near him: Who would you fuck? Mario or Luigi? Wait, would you fuck Peach?
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: Danielle
Queer on cell: Stop it. She’s too chicken to be anorexic. It’s like, she’ll starve herself for two days, then eat a huge cookie.
Los Angeles, California
Blonde: There was a Ken doll encased in jello in the fridge.
Pocket Sandwich Theater
Dallas, Texas
Man to salesperson in hippie bookstore: Hi I'm looking for a children's book about how chemicals and global warming are destroying the earth.
Salesperson: Oh, sure, it's right over here!
The Bookshelf
Guelph, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The zoe
Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.
Knoxville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Hannah H
Drunk guy, looking over at girl in black tights: Ohhh maaaaan…
Drunk girl: Her? Really? She looks dirty.
Drunk guy: You mean easy…
Drunk girl, turning to friend sitting down at table with drinks: Seen her over there? The slutty one?
Friend: Slutty?! She looks like she'd shit through a tennis racket onto your chest…
(drunk girl sprays beer all over table).
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep
Blonde female teen to friend: Here. I'll trade you her right boob for the left side of her crotch.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494227/shes-trying-to-cheat-you.html
Overheard by: I'm really glad I'm not her.
Girl sitting beside guy on laptop: Yo, is that Tyra?
Guy on laptop: It's a televised City Hall meeting…
Girl sitting beside guy on laptop: Same thing.
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: Blahh
