Ten-year-old girl to passing adult man: What's your name?
Mother, scolding: Do you have to hit on every man you see?
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Ten-year-old girl to passing adult man: What's your name?
Mother, scolding: Do you have to hit on every man you see?
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
Boyfriend, getting off train at coventry station: So… This is coventry. Doesn't seem too bad…
Girlfriend, following, with vehemence: Its a fucking shithole populated by tracksuit wearing, mouth breathing, illiterate, shitcunt morons. If my parents didn't fucking live in the fucking place I'd never come back. I mean, the fucking luftwaffe leveled the place and that wasn't enough to get rid of it. It all needs to be killed with fire.
Boyfriend, slightly taken aback: Wow… You… Really don't like it here, huh?
Girlfriend: I hate the place like hitler hated gay jewish kittens.
Coventry Station, Covenfuckingtry, England
Overheard by: Bleep
College girl: So how do you masturbate?
Friend: I hump my desk.
College girl: Wait…really?!
Friend: Yeah, it's great. I can go from nothing to orgasm in like, 20 seconds.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Blonde girl in too many layers: I just want to be left alone with this sandwich… and my emotions!
Newark, Delaware
Girl #1: What did you think of the midterm?
Girl #2: It wasn't easy, but it wasn't hard either, you know what I mean?
Girl #3: Yeah, totally!
Girl #2: I mean I didn't even study and I got 40%!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/04/mom-and-dad-will-be-so-happy-the-tuition-they-paid-is-paying-off/
Overheard by: Ian
Pubescent boy screaming at elderly passerby: Fuck you! Fuck you! You, right there! Fuck you! (aside) Man, I gotta write an email. (screaming again) Your mother has a dick!
Eastchester, New York
Middle-aged Jewish lady with thick Queens accent flipping through People magazine: So, what do you think about this whole thing with Madonna?
90-year-old man sitting next to her: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna.
Man: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna.
Man: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna!
Man: Oh! The colored guy! Yeah, I don't think he'll win.
Jetblue Flight
Florida to New York
Overheard by: JoeQ
