Dude: It’s not that I live with my mom, it’s that my mom is my roommate…
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: Sarah
Dude: It’s not that I live with my mom, it’s that my mom is my roommate…
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: Sarah
Freshmen dorm girl: Take it from someone who swallows quite often: it's actually pretty fun!
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Rich college white guy: If this music thing doesn't work out for me, my backup is med school.
Malibu, California
Overheard by: Stephen Perlstein
Chinese girl: I'm black in South Africa. There's a new by-law.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/24/for-realz-wikipedia-it/
Overheard by: Paul
Shocked woman: What do you mean you took out a loan? Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to pay off? You're unemployed, for god's sake!
Indifferent man: Pffft… I won't have to pay it back. Obama is going to lose the election and the Republicans will get in. Then they'll nuke the fuck out of everyone, for Jesus. May as well enjoy life now.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Linguistics professor: Just pay attention to how that thing feels in your mouth, and its position.
UCCS, Colorado Springs
Girl #1: So I saw you had some summer's eve in your bathroom earlier… Do you have a douche?
Girl #2: I saw that when I was in there too! It's not a douche. I looked at the box. It's just wipes.
Girl #1: Why would you need wipes?
Girl #3: You know when you eat a hamburger and have ketchup on your face, so you use a napkin to wipe it off? Well it's just like that, but it's for your vagina!
Appleton, Wisconsin
American college guy to friends: My mom told me I was pussy-whipped.
Brussels National Airport
Belgium
Overheard by: aja
Hootchie #1: Yeah, we just got back from a dildo party.
Hootchie #2: And we smell like two-dollar hookers!
Des Moines, Iowa
Guy to girl just waking up from her nap: Your nipples are rock hard!
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Are you cold or something?
Girl, befuddled: No…
Guy: You must have been having an awesome dream, then!
Bayonne, New Jersey
