Young single woman talking about her date with an older man: I was like, “Don't kiss me yet, you're an old man!”
San Rafael, California
Young single woman talking about her date with an older man: I was like, “Don't kiss me yet, you're an old man!”
San Rafael, California
Drunk 20-something guy, shouting across street to group of girls: Tracy! I think you're fit! I'm going to take you home and wank your pussy till it's ragged!
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Single guy at preschool picnic surrounded by pretty MILFs: Clean, perfumed mommy flesh!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Made me laugh
Girl #1: He keeps calling me a slut whenever I see him, and I'm like “what the hell?”, you know?
Girl #2: You should say something back.
Girl #1: Yeah, but I don't know what.
Girl #2: Oh! Let me help you, I'm good with comebacks! You should say, “well, at least I… (long pause) …look like a cookie.”
High School Bathroom
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Meghan
Tutor: Wikipedia is not homework!
University of Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Kiri
Suit #1: Yeah, I went in for a colonoscopy last week.
Suit #2: Really? How was it? Painful?
Suit #1: No, actually, with all the Demerol they gave me I don't remember anything about it…love that Demerol…so much so that I think I'll schedule another ass scope for next week.
Modesto, California
Overheard by: Ken Lane
Drunk #50 something guy, suddenly animated, from table at back of curryhouse: … All that sperm! Yeah I didn't realise they'd milk me like that… (voice drops back down low).
The shithole that is Coventry, England
Overheard by: Bleep
8th grade teacher: So that's how America purchased Hawaii… I wish I could go to Hawaii, but it's too expensive. (pause) I gotta step up my drug sales.
Long Island
New York
Guy walking by the main library: … And we could have, like, a Moroccan sex room, with pillows and draperies!
Male friend: Right on!
University of Toronto
Canadia
