Flight attendant: Please ensure that your mobile phone is switched off for take-off. If you don't know how to turn your phone off, there are plenty of kids on this flight who do.
Adelaide Airport
Australia
Flight attendant: Please ensure that your mobile phone is switched off for take-off. If you don't know how to turn your phone off, there are plenty of kids on this flight who do.
Adelaide Airport
Australia
Professor: We're so obsessed about wasting time. But where does the time go when it's wasted?
San Diego, California
Guy on urinal on the phone: Yeah, let slip the dogs of war…protein. No truer words have ever been spoken…Shakespeare didn't know shit… (farts loudly) Fuck! (farts again) Fuck. Energy drinks…I'm outta here.
George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia
Annoying girl #1: She's the only girl I know that really wants to fuck a 90-year-old man.
Annoying girl #2: I really would!
Chilis, New Jersey
Overheard by: K
Thug to another: You want me to go home and take a shit?
Lake Grove, New York
Woman: Well, I still think I should be allowed to join the army if I want to.
Man: Oh yeah, you totally should. I'm just saying, I don't think women should go to *war*. I mean, no one wants to see, like, boobs getting shot at.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Megan
Guy to girlfriend: And after that, I was just done. It took the icing on the cake…or whatever.
Girlfriend: What cake?
Aloha Highschool
Oregon
Short girl #1: Mormons are like, on a mission, you know?
Short girl #2: And they smell bad!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Savannah
Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: Mod
