Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream/ Send Me a Girl Who Wants to Get Reamed

Girl: So I had a realistic dream last night.
Guy (uninterested): Uh-huh.
Girl: I had anal sex in the dream. But I've never had anal sex before. But it seemed realistic.
Guy (uninterested): Hmm.
Girl: So now I need to have anal sex to see if it was like in my dream.
Guy (suddenly interested): Yeah?

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 4, 2023
Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Wishes

Lindsay Lohan: “How Come My Community Service Never Involves Martini Glasses?”

Guy #1, gesturing: …in a martini glass.
Guy #2: That's disgusting! Why did you do that?
Guy #1: Because he had a broken jaw.
Guy #2: I know, but why were you doing that? Community service?

Bus Stop
San Diego, California

Posted on March 3, 2023
Body parts, Bus, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Questions, Weirdness

Hard to Imagine You Two Have Time to Read

(40-something man was hitting on young clerk when his wife comes up)
Man: I honestly think man wasn't meant to be faithful. We're all so sexual.
Wife: Did you forget I was here?
Man: I'll be in the car in a second.
(she leaves store)
Man, after looking back at clerk: Please. She loves getting pimped out to my friends.

Bookstore
Ocala, Florida

Posted on March 2, 2023
Books, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Feelings, Florida, Gender issues, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Women

Let's Think About It J. Logically

Oblivious lady #1: I just don't know what to do with all of that junk back there.
Oblivious lady #2: Where, in your trunk?
Oblivious lady #1: Yeah, there's just so much junk in my trunk!

Guelph, Ontario

Posted on March 2, 2023
Canadia, Default, Questions, Sexuality, Women, Words

You're Certainly the Most Supportive Guidance Counselor I've Had So Far

Teen boy ordering sub, on cell: You like the way I say “delicious?”

Carson, California

Overheard by: I've heard it said worse

Posted on March 1, 2023
California, Compliments, Default, Guys, On the phone, Questions, Teens, Words

…Slowly Rubbing Shea Butter on My Back

Professor, about English grammar: Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I was thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/05/i-can-dig-it/

Overheard by: ed216

Posted on February 25, 2023
Character, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Overheard at McGill, Teachers

Nobody Even Pretends to Understand U.S. Politics

Teacher: So, you have two teams. Let's make a team name. Like…the red team and the green team, or the lion team and the tiger team. What's your team name?
Ten-year-old boy: Obama team. (team members nod)
Teacher: Uh, okay. (to other team) So, are you guys the McCain team?
Ten-year-old girl: No! (whispered consultation with team members) Blue team.

English School
Gifu
Japan

Posted on February 24, 2023
Animals, Asia, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Kids, Names, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

I've Never Felt So Alive!

Male professor, in a very girly voice: Aaaahhh! I'm being trampled by sea horses.

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on February 18, 2023
Animals, Default, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Teachers, Threats, Weirdness

Maybe If You Were Close to Being a Rich Man

Hipster kid #1: Kelsey, have you ever seen Fiddler on the Roof?
Hipster kid #2: No. I'm not a fan of Tennessee Williams.
Hipster kid #3: Um, I think you're thinking of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Hipster kid #2: Yeah, whatever. I was close.

Missouri Botanical Gardens
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: tennessee williams' groupie

Posted on February 17, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Hipsters, Kids, Missouri, Movies, Names, Questions

And I Promise You Won't Get Stiffed on the Price

Kid at Wal-Mart, staring at large Valentine's Day stuffed animals: Hey, mom! This one has a heart on!

Wal-Mart
Michigan

Posted on February 16, 2023
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