Male art student: I love it when people ask me how I am, especially cashiers. Then I get to say things like, “geeze, I think I'm pregnant again!” (pause) They just don't know how to respond to things like that.
Whittier College
Whittier, California
Overheard by: Sam, the small bundle of joy
30-something black woman #1: The eye is superficial.
30-something black woman #2: Yeah, like 20-year-old white guys.
Community College
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Madison
Girl: Finally! I'm no longer a virgin anymore! And I did it with someone I love. I dunno if he loves me though.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/dont-worry-he-appreciated-it-too/
Overheard by: Ian
Girl #1: God, I can't even remember last night.
Girl #2: Yeah, you were talking to Lisa for three hours before you realized she was actually a pot plant.
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Jesse
Random board gamer: Settlers of Catan was created in the bowels of hell to make otherwise intelligent people say: “I have wood for sheep.”
Epoch Coffee
Austin, Texas
Hobo walking out of convenience store, tapping a pack of cigarettes to his hobo lady: I don't need you anymore. I got cigarettes.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Matt
Girl on cell: It's not that I don't want to get wasted. I want to get wasted. I just don't want to get fucked up, you know? So I'm not really sure what to do.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278088/look-not-drinking-my-weight-in-tequila-is-not-an-option-ok.html
Overheard by: I have that dilemma often
Student to other: Do you have your uterus?
Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina
Scruffy man with garbage bag to stranger: Want to buy some chicken breast?
Blue Line Train
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
