I’m Kind of Surprised You Still Are

Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on November 14, 2013
Drinking & drunks, New York, North America, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell, Sex, Students, USA, Virginity

Alcohol Helps You Deal with the Strange.

Guy in pub, having just arrived at the table where his friends are: I have had the strangest day, and I'm not even drunk yet.

Canterbury
England

Overheard by: Noel

Posted on July 21, 2011
Drinking & drunks, England, Feelings, Guys, Weirdness

If You Get Your Stomach Pumped, You Can Write All About That in Your Essay

Girl to guy: You shouldn't be worried about getting into med school. You should be, like, worried about getting alcohol poisoning over the weekend.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/02/dont-dismiss-the-possible-networking-oppurtunities-of-vomiting-on-the-floor-of-the-er/

Overheard by: Brent

Posted on June 22, 2011
Advice, Drinking & drunks, Education, Girls, Overheard at McGill

…Without Me.

Girl on phone: I was like, “you're already drunk. You're using the death of Osama Bin Laden to get drunk at 10 in the morning.”

University of Denver, Colorado

Posted on June 7, 2011
About celebrities, Colorado, Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Girls, On the phone

If Only Breastfeeding Porn Were a Mass Market Item

Drunk girl: I think… If I didn't have a family I would be a porn star.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 6, 2011
Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Pennsylvania, Porn, Weirdness

“…Use Your Afterlife Rollover Minutes”

Sorostitute, about bender: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I've set my alarm for 9 am. We'll start then. We've got two kegs in and two cases of tequila.
Sorostitute: I'm such a lightweight. I'll probably be passed out by 11. My roommate said “please don't die. If you die, call me.”

Penn State University

Posted on April 1, 2011
Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types

Still Think You Miss Your 20s?

Girlfriend: That's your last drink tonight.
Boyfriend: What? Why?
Girlfriend: Why? Because I don't want to fuck a limp dick and then deal with you shitting yourself again. That's why.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Deedle

Posted on March 21, 2011
California, Couples, Drinking & drunks, Penis, Sex, Threats, Wishes

Maybe Getting Some Hair Extensions

Elderly lady to another: I wonder what God's doing right now. Probably drunk, celebrating his 400th birthday.

Washingtonville, New York

Overheard by: Trisha

Posted on February 2, 2011
Drinking & drunks, God, Leisure, New York, Old folks, Questions, Religion

How to Enjoy Epcot: Explained

Man #1: Are you having fun?
Man #2: Yeah. Are you having fun?
Man #1: Yeah.
Man #2: Why?
Man #1: 'Cause this is the most sober we're going to be all night.

Epcot
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Maddie

Posted on November 28, 2010
Drinking & drunks, Florida, Guys, Leisure, Questions

I'd Hoped to Outgrow My Vanity, Too

80-year-old grandmother walking feebly down the stairs: I'm not drunk; I'm handicapped.
Daughter assisting her: She's drunk and handicapped.
80-year-old grandmother: Okay. That's true… I just didn't want to bring my cane.

Turner Field, Braves Game
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Drunk, but Not Handicapped

Posted on November 20, 2010
Age and ageing, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Georgia, Maladies, Old folks

Drinking & drunks