Thanks, AA!

Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.

57 bus
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/next-stoptobacco.html

Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that

Posted on June 26, 2015
Drugs, Gossip, Old folks, Overheard in Philly

And Pearl Jam

Girl #1: Lumberjacks wear flannel.
Girl #2: And junkies.

Posted on June 24, 2015
Clothing, Drugs, Fashion

My Campaign Would Be Like Whoopi Goldberg's Marriage to Ted Danson

Very white English major girl: I could never be a politician. I'd be all like “bitch, you're trippin' balls. Sit yo' fat toupeed ass down!”

Universisty Station
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on June 17, 2015
Ass, Canadia, Drugs, Girls, Insults, Politics

Yahoo Fetish Groups: “Ahem– “Nobody“?”

Passenger #1: I broke up with my woman because she spends all her money on crack…she crazy.
Passenger #2: Ah, that's no good.
Passenger #1: I know…and pretty soon she gonna run out of money.
Passenger #2: Really?
Passenger #1: Yeah, I told her too many times ain't nobody gonna want a senior citizen as a prostitute.
Passenger #2: Damn.

Greyhound Bus
Montana

Posted on June 16, 2015
Bus, Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Guys, Money, Montana, Relationships

You Can Pay a Dominatrix with a Gift Card. True Story.

Girl #1, entering mall: Do you think you can pay a drug dealer with a gift card?
Girl #2: That would be so cool!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Christmas Shopper thinking to same thing

Posted on June 11, 2015
Default, Drugs, Girls, Louisiana, Malls, Money, Questions

Processed Beef Is My Anti-Drug

Stoner #1: But what if he isn't there, or doesn't have any to sell to us?
Stoner #2: It's cool, dude, he's always there and he always has some.
Stoner #1: For sure?
Stoner #2: Yeah, man, and if we can't get any pot we will just get a hot dog instead. Stoner #1: Okay, that sounds good.

Fat Franks
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Had Pot, and hot dog!

Posted on June 9, 2015
Canadia, Drugs, Food, Questions, Stoners

Do We Really Want to Waste a Bag Of Crack, Though?

Guy #1: I know how to get your kid back, easy! I'll just put a bag of crack in your mom's car and call the cops and say “there is this old lady with a bag of crack and a baby in her car!” (laughs)
Guy #2: That would be so cool.

Bus Stop
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Posted on June 7, 2015
Bus, Canadia, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Guys, Kids

Your Backpack, for Instance, Holds a Gram of Weak Pot

International Relations professor: If I was to go to San Diego, or any city I’ve never been to, give me 24 hours and I could tell you what, where, by whom, and how much the drugs are sold for… [Long pause] And, depending on the drug, perhaps even the quality.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/whered-you-get-your-phd-cheech-drug.html