Drugs

Hipster to another, after cigarette drag: So what do you think about heroin?

Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: PJ

Guy: Oh, look! It's a full moon. Maybe that's why we're all crazy.
Girl: Maybe it's all the booze and drugs.

Grayling, Michigan

Overheard by: Cabin in the woods

Random guy, outside bank: I don’t get it! It’s like they’re spending their money on Spice Girls tickets instead of drugs!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: irina

Old lady: Nah, he stopped drinking. Now he’s just high on the ecstasy… and a little bit of crack.

57 bus
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/next-stoptobacco.html

Overheard by: pretend I didn’t really hear that

Girl #1: Lumberjacks wear flannel.
Girl #2: And junkies.

Very white English major girl: I could never be a politician. I'd be all like “bitch, you're trippin' balls. Sit yo' fat toupeed ass down!”

Universisty Station
Calgary
Canadia

Passenger #1: I broke up with my woman because she spends all her money on crack…she crazy.
Passenger #2: Ah, that's no good.
Passenger #1: I know…and pretty soon she gonna run out of money.
Passenger #2: Really?
Passenger #1: Yeah, I told her too many times ain't nobody gonna want a senior citizen as a prostitute.
Passenger #2: Damn.

Greyhound Bus
Montana

Girl #1, entering mall: Do you think you can pay a drug dealer with a gift card?
Girl #2: That would be so cool!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Christmas Shopper thinking to same thing

Stoner #1: But what if he isn't there, or doesn't have any to sell to us?
Stoner #2: It's cool, dude, he's always there and he always has some.
Stoner #1: For sure?
Stoner #2: Yeah, man, and if we can't get any pot we will just get a hot dog instead. Stoner #1: Okay, that sounds good.

Fat Franks
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Had Pot, and hot dog!

Guy #1: I know how to get your kid back, easy! I'll just put a bag of crack in your mom's car and call the cops and say “there is this old lady with a bag of crack and a baby in her car!” (laughs)
Guy #2: That would be so cool.

Bus Stop
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia