Dude, You’re the Worst Beggar Ever

Student: So, basically I’ve come to beg for my life.
Professor: Go on.
Student: So, I need this class to graduate, right? But I know I’m failing. The problem is I’m taking too many credit hours and stopped coming to class, but this guy that I know who was taking notes for me and whatever — he stopped coming to class because he says he can’t stand to listen to you drone on and on. But don’t worry, it’s not like I don’t like psychology or anything — I love deviant psychology. So can I get extra credit or something?
Professor: Oh, Lord, no.

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: JP

Posted on June 8, 2015
Education, Ohio, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Why Sex-Positive Feminism Exists.

Girl: I haven't been on a stage since grammar school. Having sex on a stage is so much better than quoting Susan B. Anthony.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on June 8, 2015
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Education, New Jersey, Sex

I Mean, I've Got Room

College girl, yelling at friend: I mean, I hooked up with everyone in Sigma Nu before I was dating him! Why wouldn't I keep hooking up with everyone in Sigma Nu now?

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 7, 2015
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Students

This Class Provides a Counterexample

Professor: So, the creation of Stonehenge is a good example of how a bunch of people can do something.

Palm Bay, Florida

Posted on June 6, 2015
Education, Florida, Teachers

You Really Do Get a Little Something Extra at the Ivies

Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that…
English professor: Isn’t “Balls!” such a great expression? It’s just so… you know… I give you all permission to interject and interrupt this class by shouting “Balls!” at any time for the rest of the year. Sorry, go ahead with your comment.
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that…
English professor: Balls!

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on June 2, 2015
Asians, Education, Etiquette, Girls, Overheard at Yale, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness, Words

…As General Custer Clearly Stated at the Time.

Student: But why would someone do that?
Teacher: For the LOLs.

High School
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Posted on May 31, 2015
Colorado, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Words

Teacher: Every Damn Day I Try To Ditch That Chick At The Corner

Distressed girl in dining hall: Her questions go in a circle, then down to the corner and back. Except the teacher thinks they come all the way back but no, they don't. I'm still down at the corner thinking to myself, “Where the fuck am I?!”

Cornell College, Iowa

Posted on December 7, 2014
Education, Girls, Iowa, Questions, Weirdness

Another Tragic Incidence of the Blonde Leading the Blonde

Ditz #1: …and then I was like, “Why did I fail spring semester, sir?” and then he was like, “You asked me if The Odyssey was an actual event, and stated that it was in every one of your papers on the subject, even after I told you it wasn't.”
Ditz #2: Wait, it wasn't?

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on December 6, 2014
Bimbettes, Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Stupidity

I'm Sure Those Of You in Sororities Know Exactly What I'm Talking About

Professor: In the work-a-day world we work a lot through our mouth.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on December 4, 2014
Education, Jobs & Careers, Michigan, Mouth, Teachers

Dan Brown Has Much to Answer For

Tour guide, showing statue of Athena to students: Does anybody know who that is?
Student: Abraham Lincoln.

Berkeley, California

Posted on December 2, 2014
California, Education, Employees, History, Questions

Education