Guy to hot date: I have a hard-on. We should get this to go.
Buffalo Grill
Little Rock, Arkansas
Overheard by: I should get mine to go, too
Guy to hot date: I have a hard-on. We should get this to go.
Buffalo Grill
Little Rock, Arkansas
Overheard by: I should get mine to go, too
Older woman, watching Viagra tv commercial: Why don't they ever show the guy from the waist down with a big ol' boner?
Airport
Atlanta, Georgia
20-something guy: Dude, I have been waiting four to five years for this boner.
Medford, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Neme
Girlfriend to boyfriend who is trying hard not to look at a hot girl dancing sexily: Don't worry baby, I'm getting the erection for you.
Manhattan, New York
Professor: Here's a good thing to compare to the turgor pressure in a plant cell: have any of you seen an erection?
University of Illinois at Chicago
Overheard by: suddenly paying attention
20-something woman to friends: He was putting sunscreen on his dick and got a boner!
Plutos Restaurant
Palo Alto, California
