Save That for Therapy.

Five-year-old girl to hair brush: Mommy doesn't want me to buy you or to talk to you… That makes me sad.
Embarrassed mom: Come on sweetie, let's go home.
(kid keeps talking to hair brush, mom yanks it away)
Mom, leaving store: Now is not the time to talk to hair brushes!

North Carolina

Overheard by: Wondering why mom was embarrassed

Posted on January 27, 2011
Education, Feelings, Kids, Mental illnesses, Moms, North Carolina, Parenting

If Anyone Was Like Jesus, It Was Trotsky

Freshman: My professor just compared Karl Marx to Jesus. I am not feeling it.

Claremont Colleges
Claremont, California

Posted on January 25, 2011
California, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Pop culture, Students

To Be Fair, Wouldn't You?

Supervisor, looking at sole of kid's shoe: Hey, is that a Hannah Montana shoe?
Seven-year-old kid: Yeah. I don't like Hannah Montana, though. I just bought these so I could step on her face all day.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on January 2, 2011
About celebrities, Feelings, Kids, Questions

Plus I Can't Color-coordinate a Window-Valence Worth a Darn!

60-year-old drunk in bar: The only reason I've never tried being gay is because I'm afraid I might like it.

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Overheard by: Me too…

Posted on December 27, 2010
Drunks, Fears, Feelings, Georgia, Sexuality

Everyone Wants Into My Oval Office

Girl to another: If I end up having gotten knocked up during the presidential debates, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

Bar
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 6, 2010
Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Pregnancy, Weirdness

One Of the Many Reasons I Miss College

Guy friend: I'm super excited to have couscous and sausage for lunch.
Girl friend: Yeah, I'm always kinda down till I get some sausage in me.
Guy friend: Whoa!

Bangor, Maine

Overheard by: Sarita

Posted on December 5, 2010
Feelings, Food, Friends, Maine, Sex, Weirdness

The Two Types Of People: Encapsulated.

Mom: Oh, no… A dead chipmunk.
Small child: Yay! A dead chipmunk!

Morgantown, West Virginia

Posted on December 3, 2010
Animals, Death & dying, Family, Feelings, Happiness, Kids, West Virginia

Your Editors Have Started to Hyperventilate

Upset girl to friend: Everything's not the way it should be, it's all wrong. I fail at life.
Friend: Oh, no, you don't fail at life! This is just one of those little things you will fix, along with other things you will fix, and in the end, you'll end up with a pile of little fixed things.

Christchurch
New Zealand

Overheard by: Julia