We Will Now Test This Hypothesis Empirically

Student: Crack cocaine is the best thing since fried rice!

UC San Diego
San Diego, California

…And Haven't We All Been There?

Woman on cell in department store: She's probably trading food for underwear.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Leslie

Female diner #1: I mean, he was awesome. He had a lifeguard body. If he shit, I would eat it.
Female diner #2: (pushes food away)

O'Callaghan's
Chicago, Illinois

Woman #1: You're going to suck meat through a straw?
Woman #2: Yeah!

Culver City, California

Overheard by: LaLa Land

Oblivious 12-year-old in pool, surrounded by floaty toys: Hey, hold my noodle while I mount this whale.

Victoria
Canadia

Bagger to cashier: There's something mildly strange about a package that contains breasts… from different chickens.

Whole Foods
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: They were thighs actually, but I see your point.

Girl to friends: Is butter a mineral? I can't eat minerals.

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: Actually I think it's a vegetable

Girl passing two students eating: They have corn!

JC Bistro, George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: Candice

Nonchalant tween: My farts smell like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!®

Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: saturday morning

Kid: I wish I was as fat as you, mummy.
Mother: Mummy should not have had that ice cream.

GAP Fitting Room
Tunbridge Wells
England

Overheard by: Jim Giraffe