Ooh, and Some Scrambled Eggs!

Girl to friend: I'm going to order a pint. Or do we just want to split a pitcher?
Friend: I'm pregnant, remember?
Girl: Oh, yeah. But I thought you were planning to abort it?
Friend: I am. (sighs) Okay, let's get a pitcher.

Bar
Zwankendamme
Belgium

Posted on December 27, 2009
Abortion, Bars & Clubs, Belgium, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Wishes

If You Say “Trouser,” This Conversation Is Over.

Girl: I was thrown up on by a snake yesterday.
Friend: What kind of snake?

Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Robbo

Posted on December 26, 2009
Animals, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness

It Wasn't Until Cambodia That Josh Fell Silent

20-something Jewish guy, breaking silence: It ain't easy growing up Jewish in New York City.
20-something friend: Will you stop going on about that to every person we meet?

Boat Tour
Central Vietnam

Overheard by: its not easy growing up

Posted on December 25, 2009
Asia, Boat/Ferry, Friends, Jews, Questions, Religion

And Eventually Re-Tell It in the Feature Film What's Glove Got to Do with It?

Girl to female friend: Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/someone-was-on-kiss-cam-wtoo-many-boys.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 15, 2009
Eavesdrop DC, Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, STDs

B.D. Wong Discusses His Performance on Law & Order: SVU

Student to friend: I was going for Asian and it came out pedophile.

Otago University
New Zealand

Posted on December 15, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Friends, New Zealand, Race, Sex, Students, Weirdness

Which Has a Built-In Polygraph

Teen, trying to convince friends: He wasn't lying! It was on Facebook!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328470377/we-all-know-what-that-means.html

Overheard by: the usher

Posted on December 13, 2009
Friends, Internet, Lies, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

Why Are You Even Here, Mary Anne?

Teen to friend at urinal: How many people do you think have whacked off into this urinal?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/339361199/just-you-little-buddy.html

Overheard by: seriously?

Posted on December 13, 2009
Friends, Masturbation, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Restroom, Teens

I'm Beginning to Regret Making Smoke-Signals Our Primary Form Of Communication

Young woman: And if he's still giving you mixed signals, he can just go suck his own dick.
Frustrated friend: That's the point! If he'd give me a clear sign, I'd do it for him!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma