Friends

Hot brunette to guy friend: I just really want to get it, you know, so I can fuck it in its ear.
Guy: Ugh, me too!

Liberty State Park, New Jersey

Overheard by: Julia

20-something woman to friend: So, that was how my morning started: waking up with a man I am not overly fond of.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365149691/the-better-story-is-in-how-the-night-started.html

Overheard by: my morning started a little better

Middle-age woman to friend: We're smuggling beer! We're smuggling beer!

Fisherman's Wharf
San Francisco, California

Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!

Cabra Dominican College
Australia

Guy on crowded bus to friend: My undies are going to smell like Mexican food for a day and a half.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363428193/thats-what-happens-when-you-crap-your-pants.html

Overheard by: I don't want to know

Teenage girl to friend: Anyway, I think he likes me… He gave me a sponge bath last night.

Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Ineke

Girl to friend: I'm going to order a pint. Or do we just want to split a pitcher?
Friend: I'm pregnant, remember?
Girl: Oh, yeah. But I thought you were planning to abort it?
Friend: I am. (sighs) Okay, let's get a pitcher.

Bar
Zwankendamme
Belgium

Girl: I was thrown up on by a snake yesterday.
Friend: What kind of snake?

Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Robbo

20-something Jewish guy, breaking silence: It ain't easy growing up Jewish in New York City.
20-something friend: Will you stop going on about that to every person we meet?

Boat Tour
Central Vietnam

Overheard by: its not easy growing up

Girl to female friend: Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/someone-was-on-kiss-cam-wtoo-many-boys.html

Overheard by: Ian