Archive for the ‘Games’ Category

Damnit, Now My Chair’s All Wet

Super nerd #1: You look tired.
Super nerd #2: Yea…
Super nerd #1: I bet you were up till three AM playing World of Warcraft.
Super nerd #2: Yeah…
Super nerd #1: Yeah, I just got the new patch. It’s downloading right now. Its an 80-gig patch… I mean, 80-meg patch.
Super nerd #2: Phew! [Panting] Don’t do that to me!

Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia

This Season’s Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I’d be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well… I’d make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Bunnee