With My Tongue

Asian woman: You know, I'm not normally a lesbian. I was just scoping out the competition last night!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on September 27, 2021
Asians, Default, Games, New Zealand, Sexuality, Women, Words

Suppose He'll Object to Playing with a White Ball?

Skinny Asian kid buying 24-pack of Keystone Light, to friend: I dunno man. I've never played beer pong against a black dude before.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379793885/you-dont-know-what-youre-missing.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on August 1, 2021
Asians, Drinking & drunks, Games, Overheard in Minneapolis, Race, Violence

I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom

Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that's the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!

The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida

Posted on July 22, 2021
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Florida, Games, Guys, Sexuality, Tourist attractions

Nerd Kink Is Often Difficult to Get One’s Mind Around

Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433045/gotta-call-it-something.html

Overheard by: momo

Posted on June 18, 2021
Default, Games, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

Knowing What That Is Is Like a Rorshach for Nerdity

Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There’s a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?

English Class
Arcadia, California

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on June 9, 2021
California, Default, Games, Lies, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Tweens, Words

Someone's Always in the Kitchen With Dinah

TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.

University of Florida

Overheard by: nick

Posted on May 11, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Games, Offers and requests, On the phone, Pregnancy, Questions, Students

Damnit, Now My Chair’s All Wet

Super nerd #1: You look tired.
Super nerd #2: Yea…
Super nerd #1: I bet you were up till three AM playing World of Warcraft.
Super nerd #2: Yeah…
Super nerd #1: Yeah, I just got the new patch. It’s downloading right now. Its an 80-gig patch… I mean, 80-meg patch.
Super nerd #2: Phew! [Panting] Don’t do that to me!

Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia