Geography

Woman #1: If I were obsessive compulsive like Monk, I'd pick a cleaner city than San Francisco to live in.
Woman #2: That's why they film it in Canada.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Eric

Man: At least Canadian homosexuals take it up the ass.

Bar
New Jersey

Little boy in ladies' room stall : You know mom, in Europe all the bathrooms are unisex.
Mom: Probably why it's such a godless country.

JCPenney
Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: diesel

Teen girl: I put my new bra on my cat’s head and he looked like a German soldier.

New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Girl, to friends: So then she e-mailed us all, and she was like, “We just ate an African baby!”

Memorial University
St. John's
Newfoundland, Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Woman #1 (reading a newspaper): Ohmigod, half of Bangladesh is under water!
Woman #2: So what? It's happened before.
Woman #1: But I think someone lives there!

Umea
Sweden

Girl #1: One time, this Colombian dude was hitting on me…
Girl #2, interrupting: What? Like from Columbia, Missouri?
Girl #1: No. This country–he was like Arab or something.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: A.

Professor: Many theaters are located in New York's East Village, located in the northwestern part of Manhattan.

OSU Theatre Class
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel Jane

[Girl hugging a guy.]Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that’s just Philadelphia.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-day-another-dig-at-another-city.html

Overheard by: EavesdropDC

Lady at diner: Here's a tip if you're driving on the Northbound Freeway: Be driving north!

Portland, Oregon